How Many R's are in Terrence? two, how could there be 6?

Knock know! Who's there? Aids! Aids who? Aids! Aids who? Orange! Orange who? Orange you glad I'm not aids!

Q: What was the pirate movie rated? A: PG-13 for violence and brief nudity.

Knock knock Who's there It's a policeman informing you that your parents have been killed in a car crash. Your Dad, who has been struggling with substance abuse and depression, found out his wife had been cheating on him, and in a drunken rage, wrapped the car around a tree.

A chink walks into a bar. She is spotted by the secret police and instantly deported. Vote UKIP

Justin Beiber

What would happen if the whole world farted at once?

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What's the difference between a red shirt and a blue shirt? one is red and one is blue

what do you call a black guy african american

A man and his wife go out to dinner, after dinner they return home safely and the man kisses his wife good night. He then leaves his house, and goes to a bar with another women. He is a polygamast and it is socially acceptable in his town.

Once upon a time a guy took his pants off why because he was touching himself

What's worse than the holocaust? The Jews.

whats funnier than womens rights? ottos weight

what do hookers and bungee jumping have in common? They are both 100$ to be in/on and if the rubber breaks your screwed

what's the difference between dodo and doodoo doodoo is still around for you to see

what did the boy in the blue hat do? wear his blue hat

Person1: Man I had the worst day ever. Person2: Worser than the holocaust.

Who invented apple? God

Why did Jack take a prune out for the evening? A healthy snack as part of a balanced diet.

Jordan is pregant

roses are red violet is blue why rik go to the hospital ? cause he eat glue.

what is the difference of a bag of dead babies and a trampoline? I take off my shoes when I jump on a trampoline

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't. At what point would a chicken consciously know it was crossing a road.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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