- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did Osama Bin Laden say to Hitler? Nothing, because they clearly never made contact with each other, owing to the fact that Osama was born approximately 13 years after Hitler had committed suicide

Boy:U a dime Girl: she said ur a quarter Boy:-_- dumb B***h

What's worse than a papercut? Dying

What has 389,236,587 arms, has rainbow colored fur, and fornicates on your front lawn? Absolutely nothing. That's pretty much physically impossible.

Whats funnier than throwing a baby off the top of a building? The sound it makes when it hits the ground.

What do you call a white man? A caucasian male.

What is the best way to eat a dead baby? I don't know. That is incredibly disgusting.

Cacti are green Clouds are white Spoons are silver Corn is yellow Carrots are orange Asphalt is black Grapes are purple Cinnamon is brown Lets's have sex

How many omish people did it take to screw in a lightbulb.

what does michael jackson do to little boys? nothing, he's dead.

What is the only non-racist animal? The mexican panda. Why? It's black, white, hispanic, and asian.

An man walks to a bra

Boner

what is the diference between my left tit and my right tit .... my right one was cut off because of breast cancer

why did the man stop his bike he was having a heart attack

What do Lebron James and Bill Murray have in common? They are both black basketball players. Except for bill murray

Knock knock. Who's there? 9/11 9/11 who? You said you'd never forget!

So a man walks into a bar with a monkey. I forgot the rest of this joke, but your mom is a whore.

why did the T-Rex eat the other dinosaur? Because it is a carnivorous animal.

* Are you deaf? * Yes, as I love paradoxes.

How does a Black Guy eat chicken. Like anyother human-being.

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What's big, yellow and if it fell from a tree it would kill you? A JCB!

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