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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a gay dinosaur? Nothing, they're extinct.

Why did the rapper carry an umbrella? Because the weather report said there was a 90% chance of rain, and he didn't want to get his posh new coat wet on the way to the studio

Roses are red Violets are blue, Sugar is sweet But i have commitment issues So I'd rather just be friends at this point in our relationship.

what is the difference between a jew and a pizza? Jews are people and regularly attend a synagogue and pizza is and italian food that many people find to be enjoyable to eat

what did the fish say when i threw it at the wall. Ouch. Then the world ended because it caused a ripple in the fabric of reality.

A brunette child with a blond mother is crying. Why? Because his father was just mauled by a Scandinavian dragon.

Roeses Are Red Violets Are Blue He's The One For Me And Not For You, And If You Try To Take My Place I Will Take My Fist And Smash Your Face(:

Eh yo Sean u mr. Kingston Hey, how are you doing?

Yo momma is so old that she will be moved to a nursing home next week.

what do i refer too White people = Business Yellow People = Smart Black People = Drug Smugglers, Terrorists, Rapists etc

who needs to get a different hairstyle to his boyo? josh roberts

A frog walks into a bar and the bartender thinks he is very well evolved because frogs don't walk they hop

Whats worse than a baby crying on a plane. 9/11

What do you call a white man? A caucasian male.

What do you call a fish with no eyes? Astyanax mexicanus, a subspecies of Mexican tetra that lives in a subterranean habitat and as such has structurally degenerate eyes that have atrophied over the course of evolution.

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What falls down, but never gets back up? A dead person.

What did the kid with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? Nothing, he died.

Q: Why did Hitler Kill himself? A: Because his wife couldn't match the pleasure of his massive Nazi Orgies

How do you get a black guy out of a tree? You don't, he just jumps down.

Why did hellen keller's dog kill itself? You would to if your name was, AIIEEEEIUUUUHGH!

Knock knock. Who's there? Andy. You're late, I've been piss-arsing about waiting for you to get here.

The last joke I tried to submit used "trolololol" as the enter code thing and I spelled it without the extra "lol" The lolz have got me again *this time it asked me for "basket case"

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