- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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your mama's so ugly, she suffers from chronic deppression.

Two fish in a tank one said "How do you drive this thing?"

Whats 1 foot long and went in and out of my girlfriend? Our new baby

What do you call someone who is bad at hand eye co-ordination? Dispraxic

What did the black kid down the road get for Christmas? Your Bike.

How do you kill a black person? Make them skydive 10,000 feet in the air without a parachute

How many policemen does it take to change a lightbulb? None, they just beat up the room for being black

Whats the leading cause of death Life.

Gentlemen, when she says no, she always means yes. Unless, of course, your rhetoric is of a sexual nature.

A black guy and a jew walk into a country club, within minutes, they are told to leave and never come back in order to avoid being contaminated by the radioactive waste left by a landfill company cutting corners in safety regulations

Ben: do you want to hear a joke. jack: yh go on then, i bet its funny. Ben: Your future.

Q: What's the difference between a pile of dead babies and a ferari? A: I don't have a ferari in my garage.

Roses are black Violets are black Everything is black Im blind

What's worse than eating half a worm? Eating somebody's brain.

Ed Milliband knows what's best for the UK.

Why was the black family eating at K.F.C? The food there is really good and they had a discount on the family bucket.

Why is Tommy dead? Because he died.

What do you call a Mexican flying a plane? A pilot

My favorite part of the movie Frozen is when the parents die.

Dead girls can't say no.

Knock knock. Who's there? Andy. You're late, I've been piss-arsing about waiting for you to get here.

How do you get a black guy out of a tree? You don't, he just jumps down.

The once was a man from Nantucket, Who gave up on his life and said "damn this!" Then he won lots of money, His future looked bright and sunshiny Until one day he suddenly died

What do you call a fat priest? Obese

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