- Anti Joke

Your Mom is so fat.... When she's goes to McDonald's and orders 3 Big Macs the people standing in line behind her all look at her with disgust and a tinge of pity.

Why wasent Toby at school He was hit by a tree

There once lived a man in Peru. He lived in a small apartment then died of kidney failure.

what is black and hangs from the tree in my back yard? a moldy apple.

Why did Helen Keller's dog run away? Because her mother inadvertently left the gate open while gardening.

What do you get when you cross a rabbit and a pair of scissors? Nothing. That's not possible with current technology.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Reality TV.

There is a horse sitting at a bar, and the bartender says MOTHER OF GOD!! What is this horse doing in here?!

How do you kill a blonde woman? Shoot her in the head

Yo momma's so fat she weighs more than the average woman of her age and height

why do jews like money? So they can support their family.

Why didn't Jimmy go to school? Because Jimmy is a brick wall.

What do an elephant and a can of soup have in common? They both can't ride a bike

what did the rabbi say to the priest? jesus christ, your breath stinks.

What do you call a Black White supremisist? Well you see the Black man was blind and thought he was a racists redneck. He then contracted cancer.

Why did the bartender leave the bar? He worked really long hours and finally needed some time to sleep.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why didn't the boy have any pockets on? He didn't have any pants on

What did one ocean say to the other? Nothing, oceans don't have hands to wave either

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What did one bunny rabbit say to the other bunny rabbit? I'm a bunny rabbit!