What's more funny than an anti-joke? A joke.

What do you call an awesome bucket? An epic pail.

Why was the black man eating fried chicken and watermelon? He was at home

A baby seal walks into a club.

What did the mentally retarded man say to the Waiter who brought him his soup? Thanks for bringing me my soup.

Person 1: knock knock Person 2: Who's there? Person 1: nobody Person 2: nobody who? Person 1: ............

Sometimes I finger myself to some Madonna and Mary J. Blige shit. - Jesse

2 guys walk into a bar the first gys says id like a beer the second guy says me to

Did you hear about the guy who fed his dog his baby? No Oh

Why was the man crying? He has aids.

2 guys walk into a bar but the third one has known about what happens to the third guy but since he is reading this in a newspaper and his unaware of his surroundings he walks into the bar anyway and feels very foolish.

One man says to the other man "Hello Sir, how are you this morning?" He replies "I am doing rather well, and how are you?" The first man replies "Quite good." And they continue about their day.

On a scale of 1 to Chris Brown how angry are you?

Why does Larry the Cable Guy get his own T.V. show??? Why can't I have one of my own??? .......ah...forgot....I'm a minority...

knock, knock Who's there? Statefarm... and we are always gonna be there for you

Q: What happens when the Hydro goes out? A: The Hydro goes out.

~Chinese Anti Joke~ What is the difference between American army and Chinese army? American army teach youngsters to use their tanks. Chinese army smash youngsters with their tanks.

What is terrible and doesn't exist? This joke's punchline,

Why can't you hear a pterodactyl going to the bathroom? Because dinosaurs died out 65.5 million years ago.

read this sentence again.

Knock Knock Who's There Nobody Nobody Who?

Why did the hipster's coffee burn his tongue? He drank it before it was cool.

Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? Cue annoying little kids saying WHAT!!!!!!!!! A: To check out all the chicks

Patrick: My name is 24. Spongebob: Hey, Patrick, you know whats worse than 24? Patrick: What? Spongebob: 911.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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The Anti Joke Book


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