You know why no ones tried to kill Obama ? Picture him in an escalade!

you know whats better than lemonade? sex

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Your mom is so ugly and stupid that people make fun of her and that's not nice.

shirt and blue, i call this one snow white, to score and seven years a jo, six samurai kageki, coral, 50 piece, specific frame, whats with that one, amy, hoption, smell my butt, smell my balls, smell my fart, smell my poop, urgay

George Lopez never said anything funny in his life.

Q: What do you call a psychic midget who has escaped from prison? A: A SMALL MEDIUM AT LARGE!

How many licks does it take to get to the center of a tootise pop? No, seriously, does anyone know?

Q: What Did Alakazam Use To Listen Gangnam Style? A: He Used Psybeam.

Balboa. Watch as Apollo Creed`s nephews son is trained by Rocky Balboa`s grandson`s neighbor to participate in the new highschool musical will they win this years golden plate? Spoiler: No they did well but lost to Clubber Lang`s and Ivan Drago`s gay sons adopted lovechild`s ballet number. But people kept cheering "BALBOA BALBOA BALBOA!" As Rocky Balboa`s grandson kept yelling "ADRIAAN, ADRIAAAAAAN!" while a picture of Rocky`s grandchild is shown in the background together with the American flag. Moral: This script may or might not have been made for a quick cash in, anyway, its coming out the next radioactive winter 2705.

So 2 guys are curious if there is baseball I heaven... So they say when either of them dies they have to come back as a spirit and tell the other man if there is baseball in heaven One of the guys dies and comes back as a spirit... He comes to the other man and says... I've got some good news and some bad news The man says what's the the good news? The spirit says the good news is there is baseball in heaven So the man says what's the bad news?? The spirit says... Your pitching Tuesday night!

Why did Susie fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. Knock knock Whos there Not Susie What did Susie get for Christmas? I don't know , she never opened it. Who high fived Susie? No one Why did Susie die? She got shot in the face

Why couldn't Hellen Keller drive? Because she was blind.

I supported my sisters decision to get an abortion. Still would have been cool to be a dad :/

The sword that kills, the sword that gives life.

A buddhist walks up to a hotdog stand asks the server to make him one with everything

a kid says, "where are you from?" other kid says "my mom"

Man, It's so hot in here that the horses name is friday.

A thief stole a calendar. Later, feeling guilty, he returned it to its owner, admitted his misconduct, and went to a local minimart to purchase his own.

Nothing. He made it home safely.

Knock Knock Who's there? 20 20 Who? 24

alert('The Game')

What's half of 8? o

Iif your reading this ur gay

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