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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the quick brown fox jump in the lake? He did not see lake on the other side of the lazy dog.

A guy wants to build his house out of bricks. So, he hires some experts and they build his house with bricks.

Roses are blue, Violets are red, Wow, I screwed up, Give me head.

What do you call a group with one Jew and three Germans? Friends

How many plumbers does it take to unscrew a lightbulb? Plumbers don't do that. Electricians do.

What do you call a black man, an asian man, and a white man walking down the street? 3 men walking down the street.

What's the difference between a dead baby and an orange? One is a deceased human infant and the other is a delicious citrus fruit.

What do you call someone who is bad at hand eye co-ordination? Dispraxic

How many People does it take to change a lightbulb? One

What did the Asian store clerk say to the midget? yay penis

Male orgasm (haha bitches we've been faking it)

My favorite part of the movie Frozen is when the parents die.

A girl cries as she drops a box of uncooked spaghetti noodles, spilling and breaking them onto the floor. She has brittle bone disease.

spell backwards: taco cat

Why couldn't the man lick his elbows? Because it is scientifically proven that over 98% of humans can not lick their elbows.

person 1: hey! guess what? person 2: what? person 1: i once saw a brown polar bear

Why did the elephant get on the roof? To jump in the pool.

Your momma's so old she might die soon.

What do you call a monkey lost in a desert? A donkey who was forgotten by his owner.

What's worse than swing a dead baby by a rope? Stopping it with a shovel.

Why did the first monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was DEAD! But why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was stapled to the first monkey... But then why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? P-p-p-p-eer pressure

What's worse than one bee sting? Two bee stings. What's worse than two bee stings? The holocaust? What's worse than the holocaust? Three bee stings.

A man walks into a bar and poops his pants. He left because of the embarrassment.

What's black and hangs from trees in my backyard? Nothing. Blackberries grow on bushes and I do not condone hate crimes.

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