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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did sara fall out of the tree? -she had no arms.. Knock knock. -who's there? not sara.

How many blond girls does it take to screw in a light bulb? 1, it is a faily simple task

Why is Abraham Lincoln a bad driver? Because he is dead.

yo momma is so stupid she went and got her self checked for mental retardedness and it turns out she happens to be autistic.

How many lemurs does it take to paint a wall? It depends on how hard you throw them.

Why did the man lose his job at the orange juice factory? Because the economy is shitty and none of the higher ups are willing to take a pay cut and they’re still paying themselves massive bonuses, the result of which are layoffs across all departments.

Hey dude when is 4th of July? I don't know.

What's green and has wheels? Grass, I lied about the wheels.

dylan hodge wishes he could suck his own **** jokes thats what his mothers for

What did Hitler get his son for Christmas? An Ez-bake oven and a GI Jew

Why did the prostitute begin to cry when she saw the chinese patron's penis? His testicles are diced onions.

Knock Knock No solicitors

Why was the woman on video chat? She was videochatting with her husband, he was out of town.

Why did the man Jump of a bridge? Because he got sick of his life and he wanted to die.

Why was girl happy on the day she found out she wasn't pregnant? -It was her birthday.

Knock Knock ...Does anybody know how to use a goddamn door bell these days?

What was the only thing the little boy from tanzania had? AIDS.

A white man walks into a bar. He orders an alcoholic beverage, and thinks to himself, " that made me feel a lot better. He drives home in his Cadillac and takes a nice sleep until 7am, when he is supposed to work. He is an architect.

wats green, fuzzy, and if it fell out of a tree, it would kill u? a pool table

roses are red violets are blue my dick is long longer then you

There once was a student named Bob. Every morning he would rush to his job. But one day there was rain, He slipped in front of his train, There used to be a student named Bob.

this is stupid .... yep

a bunch of guys did cocain for the first time. they later died from a drug over dose.

Who stole the cookie from the cookie jar Was it you? No

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