- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do the Mexican man, the Asian man and the Jewish man all have in common? "man"

Why did Beethoven get rid of his chickens? Because they kept saying Bach bach Bach. No. Beethoven was deaf. He couldnt understand what they were saying.

Don't you hate it when you have 5 dead bodies, and you don't know which one to shoot your load on? -no

What was the women doing out of the kitchen? Watching the movie 'Birth of a Nation' at her father's house

Roses are cars, violets are rude, this poem makes no sense, neither do you

When life gives you Live Aid, celebrate the fact that you've just gone back in time 27 years and somehow cheated death temporarily.

What's more fun than nailing a baby to a wall? Pulling it off.

What's red, green and smells like crap? Green and red crap.

I don't understand what's so bad about a worm in your apple. Just get the proper software to clean it up, or even better, get a PC

What's black, white, and red all over? And interracial man with multiple stab wounds.

knock knock? who's there.......... MEEEE :D hehe

Q: what's worse then stubing yout toe? A: getting raped by godzilla

Why did Joe not cross the road? Because the Pedestrian Crossing light said not to.

why would a man mistake a watermelon for AK-47? i dont know. The man probably has mental issues.

a horse walks into a bar. Noticing the potentially dangerous situation everyone leaves, the bartender calls RSPCA who come and retrieve the horse and order is restored.

How does Batman's mom call him home for supper? Nothing. Batman's mom is dead.

Why celebrate your birthday, its just getting closer and closer the death.

How many psychiatrists does it take to screw in a light-bulb? One, usually.

A man came home from work and said to his wife im going to kill u

Mom, how do you make babies? When a daddy and mommy love each other very much... They play with trains and tunnels!(Yay!)

why did the small boy drop his ice cream ? because he has no hands

Q: Why is the sky green? A: It's not

whats short blonde and speaks spanish? my spanish teacher Mrs. Inman

Why did the chicken cross the road? He is suicidal and should probably get help.

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