A blonde, a brunette and a red head are having a discussion on current issues. The brunette says she would like to see improvements in the environment. The red head says she would like to see the economy prosper. The blonde says she has to take a poop.

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How many armless people does it take to change a lightbulb? I dunno, that's why I asked you... Hello?

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What's the hardest part of rollerblading? Telling your dad you're gay.

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What's faster than a black man with a TV? olympic sprinters, cyclists, street legal cars, speed boats, helicopters, commercial airliners, bullets, fighters jets, missiles, SR-71, space shuttles, rocket ships, anything in orbit, excited electrons, and quite a lot more, actually.

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Why cant African children read? While there are many contributing factors the largest would probably be the lack of a standardized education system mainly due to the logistical factors involved in reaching so many wide spread communities. Also the current economic climate and general disregard for civilians by the governments in these area would suggest that the states' focus would be on other issues besides the welfare of their citizens. Then again, not really being educated on this issue in almost any way, has probably contributed to a broad generalization, and so the premise of this joke is most likely flawed in any case.

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A man walks into a bar with his dog. He orders 14 shots and proceeds to drink. For each shot he takes, he feeds one to his dog, who accepts it willingly. The bartender says "Well I've never seen anything stranger. Why did you order 14 shots, and why are you giving half to your dog." "Well," says the man, "my 14 year old dog was diagnosed with a fatal heart condition. I cannot afford to put him down, so the shots should kill him." The dog then dies.

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Why did the man punch NUGE in the face? Because he got angry that NUGE was being such a BA person and he was jealous of NUGE'S style and he just got dumped by his ugly as poop mom which was eating Anti Chicken.

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What do you call a white man? A caucasian male.

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A man walks into a bar and sees an attractive blonde. He is afraid of talking to her so he goes home and masterbates himself to sleep.

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Can yas all stfu SBBBBBBBBBSBSBSBSBSSBBSBSSBSBSBSBSBSBSBSBSBSBBBBBB

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True fact: every rabbit lives their whole cute life.

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Why is Joel even here? Sexperience.

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What's the difference between an apple and a fruit? None

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Q: what did the old man do to the little boy in his dark cellar while babysitting on a stormy night? A: told him to hold a flashlight because the power went out and he needed to find his electric generator.

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A horse walks into a bar. The bartender asks, "Why the long face?" The horse replies, "My wife is dying of terminal brain cancer."

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5 Jewish men walk into a bar and are expected to be treated nicely

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Jewish guy walks into a bar. He owns the place.

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Why does Billy hate waiting in line? Because he's impatient.

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Where's my tractor?

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Two men are walking down the street. They both don't make eye contact and continue walking.

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Your mother is so fat that when she went to get weighed she was diagnosed as clinically obese and later broke down into tears.

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How many Jews can you fit in a car? Two in the front, three in the back, and 278 in the ash tray/\.

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Q: Why is Santa's sack so big? A: Because he only cums once a year

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What do you call a black man with a gun a soldier who is fighting for his country

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