- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Anti-Joke Chicken

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Penis chickens

Why does Toby suck! Because he sucks!

I'm Polish.

What's worst than finding a worm in your apple? A fat kid sitting on you

a black man walked into a black bar. what color was the bar afterwards? the same color. its a drinking spot not a pole

Turkey Balls

Why did the chicken cross the road? He didnt, he got hit by a bus.

a mexican guy, a jewish guy, and a priest jump off a plane they landed safely and had a great day

Knock knock. I have a doorbell...

God told John to come forth and recieve internal golry forever. John came fifth and recieved a toaster.

Why didn't suzzana go to school on Monday?? Because it was Sunday...I lied about it being monday

Who lives in a pineapple under the sea? SPONGEBO... nope bin laden

What did the meteorologist say when there was tornado? There is a tornado 7 miles West of the station.

What is a black, yellow like liquid that contains carbon dioxide, usually kept in a can, and is not coke? Pepsi.

Relax, close down the place, he wont get very far. The rest of you better stay inside, and I promise you will all remain safe and secure.

What do u call a six year old boy holding a gun. illegal

why did the chicken cross the road because it wanted to get hit by a car

What do you get when you pull down your pants in public? Most likely a criminal record for indecent exposure.

Knock knock Who's there. Interrupting cow, sorry you can see where this is going, just let me in without asking any more questions please.

I love you

Why did the man cross the road? His mother had recently passed away after a 12 year battle with lung cancer and is visiting her tombstone.

Why did the boy drop his ice cream? Because he had heard this joke so many times that it drove him so mad that he grabbed an ice cream, stepped into the road, and was hit by a bus, purposely adding an ironic effect to his death.

Q: why wasn't the fan spinning? A: because it wasn't on. Duh....

Why did the hamster cross the road? Because he was stapled to the chicken.

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