- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q :Whats the difference between a truck load of bowling balls and a truck load of dead babies? A: I don't have a truck of bowling balls.

Why is it hard to see a black man in the night? Because its dark out, and he's BLACK.

Why was 2 afraid of three Because it bigger

This is a bad anti-joke. Just kidding, it's a good one.

Erron who the hell are you? How many people are you going to use before you finish whatever the fuck is on your agenda?

whats worst then antijokes? the holocaust

Why did the pig cross the yard? Because the helicopter was chasing him.

Q: What's better than winning a gold medal at the Special Olympics? A: Not struggling with a debilitating mental or physical handicap.

Which is better; having a billion dollars or a trillion dollars? Trick Question, you aren't that rich.

Roses are red violets are blue faces like yours belong in the zoo don't be mad ill be there too not in the cage but laughing at you!!

What's sad about four children going over a cliff in a car ? Four children just went over a cliff in a car.

What did the wall say to the other wall? Nothing, cause they are walls.

What's the difference between a bowl of chili and a urologist? One's hot n' spicy and the other analyzes urine. -Emo Phillips

What do lawyers and sharks have in common? They both play vital roles in their own society or ecosystem.

Fine, start by proving to me that you can be a reasonable human being, and I will meet you myself, I have too many of those that rely on my guidance and protection in order for me to send myself off to some suicide mission. Say, are you familiar with the Antony Stark method?

black chicken. kfc

Knock, Knock. Who's there? Ron Sparks.

The Lord said to John: "Go forth and receive eternal life" But John went fifth... So he won a toaster

Q: What did the Lone Ranger say when he saw his horse coming? A: Here comes my horse.

how do you kill a man? slowly saw off all their limbs and then jump up and down on the torso and let all the organs fly out

Two muffins were sitting in an oven. One says "Holy cow it's hot in here!" The other one says "Wow, I'm a muffin and I can TALK!"

What do a blonde and a door knob have in common? Everybody gets a turn

What did the old man say when those damn kids stepped on his lawn? Nothing one of those kids killed him around three years back....

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