what happened to the atheist when he died? he went to HELL

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Yes, I'll have the cordon bleu, see voo play.

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What did the little girl get for Christmas? A pipe bomb

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What did the fish say after he

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Why do the lesbians where pants? Because they are extremely comfourtable and the best for cold days

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A guy walks up to his boy and tells him, "Hey, if you don't stop masturbating you'll go blind." The boy says, "Who are you? Your not my father."

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What do Wal-Mart and Michael Jackson have in common? They both have made a lot of money and are also well known around the world.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To reach his desired destination.

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What do you call a man who beats his adopted, black children? A terrible person.

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My wife told me that I should see things from a woman's point of view. So I looked out the kitchen window.

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A man looks both ways before crossing the street. He gets hit by an airplane.

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what happened to the little kid on a bicycle? Nothing

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A man brings his entire family in to meet a show producer. The producer says, "Okay, let's see what you got." The man then proceeds to lead his family through a variety of acts, including showcasing the proper way to drink English tea and how to dress for a polo match. When they finish, the producer asks, "And just what do you call your act?" To which the man replies, "The Aristocrats!"

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Why did Hitler shoot himself? Because he found out Chuck Norris was a Jew.

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What happen when Sarah made but her nose in other people's business? Her vagina got set on fire by cole and derrek shoved your head up his ass!

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What's black, white, and red all over?? A penguin that just got hit by a truck and is now struggling to live.

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Whats the diffrence between a white and a black guy? one of them is black

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one time when i bought a sonic blast they gave me a regular? size spoon and i was like this is a huge inconvenience.

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A man and a woman are having sex. The man finishes and says, "Oh, God, I hope you're on the pill." The girl says she isn't and begins to cry. Lacking a job or a stable life, the man leaves the woman. The woman has an abortion and suffers irreversible damage to her ovaries.

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Doctor, Doctor. I think I've broke my arm! I'm going to refer you to the fracture clinic.

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Why did the black man walk into the catholic church? He was catholic.

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Q:how do you save a black guy from drowning A: you shoot him

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whats does a dog cat spider and rat have in common?the dog cat and rat are all mammals.Exept for the rat idiot!!you should have figured THAT out before!!!

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Why couldn't Jimmy go bowling with the rest of his friends? His parents shot him.

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