How many omish people did it take to screw in a lightbulb.

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Cacti are green Clouds are white Spoons are silver Corn is yellow Carrots are orange Asphalt is black Grapes are purple Cinnamon is brown Lets's have sex

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Could not care less if he is jealous, too busy living it up, anyways thanks for notifying me, and guys, I know I could call up the office and tell you all that you wont get paid if you remain reading my comments, I might not be leading by example today, but I suggest you get back to work, as for the case whose name we do not reveal here, my part is done, yes I know, you can find it under cabinet C in my office, the thick file with the color pictures (the only one with color pictures) And that is why I am taking a break, now please get back to work, as I said I could just call down at every damn office room, but that would be unfair for those that are not on horsecrap network. Thanks people, keep the flag flying. Nero your overlord Fuck formalities, im not at work today.

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What is the best way to eat a dead baby? I don't know. That is incredibly disgusting.

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A hooded black man walks into a pharmacy, he caught a cold due to the gelid weather and bought some medicine for himself.

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whats worse than the black death. Bieber Fever

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Friends, they're like food. If you eat them, they die.

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Yo mamma so stupid... She's considering going to college to get a better education

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A vulture gets on a transatlantic flight with a dead animal in each claw. The flight attendant stops him, and says "I'm sorry, sir, only one piece of carrion per passenger allowed"

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What do all homosexuals have in common? Not much.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead.

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a black man walks out of popeyes

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A: Do you want to hear a joke? B: A ladie not working in the kitchen A: WTF dude thats just terrible

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Okay lord and master, now get lost, I am trough with you, I have other things to get done, XD My nose is so itchy XD

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Where will you be in twenty years? Celebrating the twentieth anniversary of reading this question... unless you're older than 60, which by modern life expectancy, you'd be dead.

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How does a chubby baby eat his chili In a very chubby way with his hands smearing it all over is face

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You can lead a fool to wisdom, but you can't make him think.

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roses are red violets are puffy i am a donkey i ate some water

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Roses are red Violets are blue I have Alzheimer's And add extra pepperoni

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What's the difference between Newt Gingrich's cat and a hand grenade? Gingrich's cat is a domesticated quadriped mammal, a hand grenade is a small bomb that can be thrown by hand

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what is the diference between my left tit and my right tit .... my right one was cut off because of breast cancer

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Knock knock. Who's there? 9/11 9/11 who? You said you'd never forget!

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Boner

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What do Lebron James and Bill Murray have in common? They are both black basketball players. Except for bill murray

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