- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Knock Knock. Who's there? grape. Grape who? Purple grape.

wormly wormly sat on the worm theworm said wormly and went to warmly

What's worse than getting a bruise? AIDS.

What do you get when you cross a hooker with five shots of tequila? Herpes

What did john say to bob Hey bob

Roses are Red And sometimes yellow My mother is mellow I have terminal cancer. I also fisted my grandpa's anus last night

Q: What's worse than a worm in you're apple... A: The fact that you have all-timers and can't remember...

I don't want to hear another joke about female hygiene, PERIOD! -Lets go Mets

What do you call a black guy selling drugs? A pharmacist.

whats long hard and full of seamen? a submarine.

what do you do when life gives you lemons? take them, free shit is cool!

So three men walk into a bar and buy a round of drinks for everyone. As they do this, three kenyans die of dehydration while their families weep at their feet.

Man 1: my wife has lovley perfume. She smells like a peppermint cream. Man 2: Yeah, I know, I spent eight hours shagging her last night.

Roses are cars, violets are rude, this poem makes no sense, neither do you

Why is six afraid of seven? Because seven three twelve. Am i doing it right?

Why did the student have a staring contest with his teacher? Well, the teacher was actually unaware of the competition.

How do you make a person who wins the lottery sad? You threaten to kill his family.

Q: Why did the black man fall off of the cliff? A: He was the victim of a hate crime and his body had to be dumped somewhere

your friend is gay, but you are not. nothing happens

knock knock. who's there? no one. no one who? no one who?

Who is a pussy ass bitch and is and has a chode? - Jeff Misner

what's small, red and sits in the corner? A naughty strawberry.

Knock Knock Who's there

A lost young boy walks into a bar to ask for a map. The Bartender takes him into a room and rapes him.

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