- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Once i was walking down the street when i saw a homeless man As i leant to give him money he jumped up and stabbed me. Now i don't approach drunk strangers with hangovers

Why did the chicken cross the road Why? Because his house was burning down on the other side

What do you call someone trying to be funny? An anti-comedian.

I have your mom in bed just kidding, i killed her Then barried her

Justin Bieber's gay!! My butt is sexier!(;

Q. Why didn't the Hero rescue the princess? A. Because he crunched some numbers, realized the incredible odds against him, and decided against it.

what did the dog say to the cat nothing because dogs can`t talk and if they could talk the cat wouldn`t understand him because cats can`t talk

What's more annoying than a mosquito? the Sandy Hook Massacre

My friend, who has struggled with a lifelong battle against anorexia, died yesterday..." "Oh my god, I'm so sorry!" "Yeah, me too. The car ran the stoplight and it was all over...

Why did the college student post unfunny anti-jokes on anti-joke.com? Because he was bored shitless.

What did the boyfriend ask his girlfriend for on his birthday? Pokemon Yellow version.

Q. Why can't Stevie wonder read? A. Because he is black

A blonde, a brunette, and a red head walk into a bar. It is a coincidence that none of them have the same hair colour.

knock knock whose there? penis penis who? penis want vagina

Why did the doctor not make it to his appointment in time? Because he died in 9/11!

your goin down...aint no tomorrow...wha bang bang

A priest, a pastor, and a rabbi walk into a bar. All three are alcoholics and have done irreparable damage to their livers.

Me: Hey Chris! Chris: WTF.u.c.k

A black man walks into a bar. "Whoops, that's not the Weed shop!"

What do Whitney Houston and Selena Gomez have in common? They are both dead. Exept for Selena Gomez..

You had ONE job. Unfortunately, it wasn't enough to support your dying wife and ill child.

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Dubstep CHEW CHEW CHEW CHEW CHEW BWAB BWAB

what did the postman say to the dog, nothing he doesnt speak dog....... but his mother in law does.

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