- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's the richest fish in the sea? The one you threw a quarter at.

Kevin+Sean sitting in a tree enjoying mcdonald's free wifi.

what did the murderer say when he lost his gun? dangit. now i cant kill anyone

How do you shock a child? Attach a metal pole to them while there is a storm

France had one revolution

Q. What is a deaf man's favorite song? A. Nothing, because he can not hear.

What do you call a man with no arms and no legs hanging on the wall? Wally.

why did the man steal change from the tip jar? he wanted another state quarter for his collection

What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the Batmobile? Get in the Batmobile.

Whats 1 foot long and went in and out of my girlfriend? Our new baby

What's big, white, and when it falls out of a tree, it can kill you? A refrigerator.

Why are you on this sight? You're procrastinating. I am too

Whats faster than a black guy with a TV? His brother with a VCR.

whats red and smells like blue paint? blue paint on the rag

Roses are yellow Daisies are purple Tv drinks yes Why swing the door

What has Whitney Houston got in common with a spider? They're both black and they can't get out of the bathtub

What's the difference between an orange and a banana? they're spelled differently

Someone asked me "What rhymes with Orange?" I replied "Door hinge." He punched me.

A black man, Jew and a Mexican go camping. A bear wanders into their campsite, but upon seeing them runs away because it's afraid of humans.

Have you seen Stevie Wonder's new house? No. Well, neither has he.

Why did the garbage man cross the road? He was doing his job.

A blonde and a brunette were hanging onto the edge of a cliff for dear life. The brunette somehow found the strength to climb back up. The blonde was impressed, but had muscular dystrophy so she slipped and fell to her death.

What's the difference between a lawyer and a catfish? One is a bottom-feeding scum sucker, and the other is an advisor who assists people by representing them on legal matters.

What did the child say to the clown? For a professional entertainer, you're not that funny.

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