Why did andy fall down Because his friend pushed him over

what is the difference between a pile of dead babies and a cadilac. a cadilac is something i want

What did the lion say on a hot day in Africa? Nothing, lions can't talk.

Anybody else hate when people mispell words in jokes It ruins the joke Most them prob some scumbags Probs to Jeffrey K April 12, 2013 1:55 PM

What's the difference between 10,000 dead babies and a Farari? I don't have a Farari in my garage.

How do you make Jacob cry? Take away his xbox

What do you get when you cross a Dachshund and a Nazi? Bestiality. Ew.

Can anyone Lenin money?

yolo your orange looks orange

A Jew, black person, and Mexican jump out of a plane, which one falls first? Who cares they all died

why was their a child on the sun? There wasn't he would be incinerated

your mama's so fat... that's it

What's harder than nailing a dead baby on a tree? My dick while doing it.

What do a Fascist and a Democrat both have in common? Involvement in politics.

whats big red and eats bricks a big red brick eater

What ever happened to Sally? We don't know she went missing over 5 years ago.

Whats 1+1? window!

Why was Timmy crying when he got home? His family was dead in a pile with a pitchfork going through each of their bodies

Why is it good to date twenty eight year olds? Because there is twenty of them.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To suck my dick

How do you drown a blonde? hold her head down until she stops breathing

Chuck Norris walks up to a baby and punches it in the face He walks away and laughs

A man walks in to a bar and orders a drink. He has been drinking alone every day since his wife an unborn child died in an horrific car accident.

What do you call a place full of large volumes of random, unwanted knowledge? The usersub on this site.

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