- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did a mass amount of people move to Florida? They came to murder their children and get away with it.

Many people dont know this about me, but I'm not very famous.

A black guy, a mexican, and an arab are all in the same car, Whos driving the car? The black guy because he politely offered and his friends were happy to ride with him.

Q:What did Batman say to Robin just before they got into the Batmobile? A:"Robin get in the Batmobile"

An alligator walks into a bar. The bar tender calls animal control and calmly escorts everyone out the back door.

"Have you seen the food African kids eat?" "No.." "NEITHER HAVE THEY!!"

Q: what did the white man say to the black man? A: hi

A man is walking on the beach and notices a shiny brass lamp on the ground. He picks it up, polishes it and then sells it for a reasonable amount of money at a local pawnbroker.

Whats brown and sticky? A stick.

Your moma so ugly she should go see a plastic surgeon.

what is black and hangs from the tree in my back yard? a moldy apple.

Your Mom is so fat.... When she's goes to McDonald's and orders 3 Big Macs the people standing in line behind her all look at her with disgust and a tinge of pity.

Knock Knock Who's There? Poop. Poop who? HAHAHAHAHAHA you said poopoo

There is a horse sitting at a bar, and the bartender says MOTHER OF GOD!! What is this horse doing in here?!

Find x X + 2 = 5 ^ I found it

hard cheese

What did one ocean say to the other? Nothing, oceans don't have hands to wave either

What did the mother say to her son? I have Leukemia.

Why didn't the boy have any pockets on? He didn't have any pants on

Why wasent Toby at school He was hit by a tree

If you woke up in the morning feeling like P Diddy, get tested. Immediately.

What did one bunny rabbit say to the other bunny rabbit? I'm a bunny rabbit!

What do you call a mailman who doesn't deliver mail? Unemployed

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