- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a Mexican on the moon? Quite an unusual circumstance consedering Mexico doesn't currently have a space program. Not only that but Nasa hasen't even had people going to the moon since the 1970s.

A white man walks into a bar. Then he gets a beer.

Knock! Knock! Who's there? Russel. Russell who? Russell Johnson. Oh, come in.

My wife is going to the Caribbean Jamaica? No, St Lucia

If i was gay... I would have strong sexual feelings towards peolple of the same sex as me

What did the mentally disabled child say to the snowman? Mnnghhhmuhmuhhu ooh ooh ooh!

What do we call the science of classifying living things? Racism

How do you make Jacob cry? Take away his xbox

What's worse than a worm in your apple? Having a self-conscious baluga hold a gun on you while you hand him all the money you have on you, then realizing balugas are creatures indigenous to aquatic regions, and then realizing you are deep under water and are probably about to die from suffocation

Anybody else hate when people mispell words in jokes It ruins the joke Most them prob some scumbags Probs to Jeffrey K April 12, 2013 1:55 PM

Why didnt the poor black man have cell phone service? Because seven eight nine.

Why did andy fall down Because his friend pushed him over

What do you get when you cross a Dachshund and a Nazi? Bestiality. Ew.

what is the difference between a pile of dead babies and a cadilac. a cadilac is something i want

What did the lion say on a hot day in Africa? Nothing, lions can't talk.

What did the boy say before he died? I'm dying.

Why did the man die? because he hit his head and drowned

What's the difference between 10,000 dead babies and a Farari? I don't have a Farari in my garage.

What ever happened to Sally? We don't know she went missing over 5 years ago.

whats big red and eats bricks a big red brick eater

Why did the chicken cross the road? To suck my dick

What's harder than nailing a dead baby on a tree? My dick while doing it.

Can anyone Lenin money?

What do a Fascist and a Democrat both have in common? Involvement in politics.

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