- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How did the clown get the baby to stop crying? He hit it with an axe.

What gets louder as it gets smaller? A baby in a trash compactor.

A kid goes to the doctor and says, "Doctor! it hurts when I do this!" The Doctor says, "Well, because you have been diagnosed with ALD, and to make matters worse you are allergic to rapeseed oil" The child then cries because he will never live past 40 years old

I heard you like getting dirty, so I got a dump truck to dump dirt on your bed so you can get dirty while you get dirty.

A man walks into a bar and sits down. The bartender then lights him on fire.

What is three times more dangerous than war? Three Wars.

Mary had a little lamb... The doctor fainted

What's sad about 4 black people in a Cadillac going over a cliff? The incident happened to substantiate stereotypes and condone racism.

What did batman say to Robin before they got in the car? Get in the car.

What happened to the old man at his suprise party? He died from the shock.

A deaf man walks into a bar. A few minutes later, cops come in and takes the poor man into the cop car and takes him downtown to the precinct for booking. Meanwhile, back in the bar the deaf man drinks his beer and converses with the bartender in sign language.

Knock Knock. Who's There? Nobody, this is a metaphorical door..

Why did the chicken cross the road? Oh..wait...that's actually an anti-joke already...

whats big and white and falls from the sky\ Refrigerator

Q: How do you make a plumber sad A: you kill his family lolololololololololol

Every time you log on to a porn site, somewhere a panda cub explodes. BOYCOTT PORNOGRAPHY. SAVE THE PANDAS.

Knock Knock Who's there? Just open the damn door.

Roses are red, violets are blue.. Oh i can't finish joke coz i gotta go poo ! :/

What did the kid in the wheelchair get for Christmas? AIDS.

Q) What did the cowboy say to the astronaut? A) Howdy.

why are balck people black because they are

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Chuck Norris can speak Japanese. Believe it or not he is actually multilingual, he speaks Spanish and French as well.

How many ADD kids does it take to change a light bulb? Wanna ride bikes?

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