- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What happened when the blonde girl threw a grenade? The enemy pulled the pin and threw it back

what's funny about war? nothing!

How do you get Jake snow to shut up? Say shut up

What's Red, Smells like Blue Paint, What tastes like the sea, and has been doused in the essence of the 80's? If you can come up with something, don't bother; This is a trick question. The space was to give you time to think. Forget your answer.

i like having monkeys lick peanut butter off my nipples

What do you call a dolphin without a head? Dead.

Roses are Red, I have a phone, Nobody texts me, Forever alone.

What do you call a Gay leprechaun? A homosexual ginger man with a pretty green outfit.

What did jimmy say when his brother had been mean to him all day and he was about to get a straw and his brother took the last one? That was the last straw!

How many hipsters does it take to change a light bulb? ...You mean, you don't know?

I spilled spot remover on my dog, now hes gone.

What did the 12 year old boy get for Christmas? Herpes

Q: Who was the best Jewish cook? A: Hitler.

Roses are red Grass is green Get in the van If you know what I mean

Whats the difference between a baby and a sandwhich... I dont rape my sandwhiches before i eat them

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What do the NRA and PETA have in common? Both are prominent interest groups from whom political candidates try to obtain votes.

what can't see and has four eyes? a blind kid born with four eyes

what does lady gaga have that some people dont have? a penis.

there once was a black man who played basketball

What has wheels and is green all over? Grass... I was just kidding about the wheels.

What do you call a black man driving a fire truck? A firefighter you racist.

Can you spot the polar bear Probably not because global warming killed it

If life gives you lemonade.

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