- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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q: why won't the asian girl do anything? a: it's pretty hard to move or speak being gagged and tied up in my basement

Why was six afraid of seven? Six had severe paranoia.

What's worse than having two girlfriends at once. Seven. Seven girlfriends. All across America.

I was lying in bed looking at the stars in the sky What did i think to myself? Were the heck is the ceiling???

How do you get a cat out of a tree? You throw a rock at it

Why don't they sell pharmaceuticals in the rain forest? Because it is to sparsely populated and not economically viable.

What happened to the man taking a shit? An unfortunate drop of water splashed back onto his arse

pobody's nerfect

I told my grandmother to act her age.... she then died

Why was the man bad at football? - he is chad henne

a group of mormons walk into a bar... just kidding mormons aren't aloud to drink.

Why couldn't the white guy tell the two asians apart? They were identical twins.

A horse enters a bar. The bartender looks at the horse and says "Why the harness?"

What did Newton say to Einstein? Nothing, Newton was dead before Einstein's birth.

Wanna know what I don't get? I was gonna say yo face, but that would be mean.

What's worse than anti-jokes? The holocaust.

Why did the house burn down? Obama

If you can't read this, you should think about optical enhancement surgery. If you can, however, you just wasted 5 seconds of your life doing so.

why did the supermodel have sex with the janitor? she loved him. and he was brad pitt.

What is the difference between john madsen and a gay person. There isn't because john is gay

What's large, black and can be found in Australia? A large black Australian man.

David shut the fuck up your cat has asthma and i dropped a weight on its little fucking head that pikey should of drowned it furthermore your sister looks like a greasy alien

Male orgasm (haha bitches we've been faking it)

My favorite part of the movie Frozen is when the parents die.

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