What happend to the girl who went to school dreased ugly She took the other students advice and whent home and killed her self

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How did the plumber fix the leaky faucet? Trick question. The plumber is actually an iguana.

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What's worse than breaking your neck on a trampoline? Getting in a car crash on the way to the hospital.

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 was black.

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What goes up and down, up and down, up and down, forever? An insult to Newtonian physics.

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What did the father say to his son? ....nothing

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How do you confuse a blond? Nordic mytholigi. That is, if shes american

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An American, a Mexican and a Cuban are in a car. For they are heading to the store to buy groceries and then come home to make dinner.

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What do you call a man with no arms and half an eye? Larry -Jack Sparrow

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Why do you have to write a conclusion at the end of your paper? So people dont have to read the whole thing.

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Michael Vick walks into a pet shop. He buys a puppy and cares for it lovingly

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a white van was driving really slow and he stopped in front 3 children. "do you want some candy" the old man said. the kids took the candy and the old man drove away happily, knowing he made someones day.

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What did the rich man say to the poor man? i feel sorry for you

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What do you call a terrorist on 9/11? A terrorist.

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Relax, anyway I hope its just the not not hypnotic suggestion, it would be really disappointing to to know that you are high on weed, even if it is very relaxing, not that I would know, I tried valium once, it kinda increased that sensation you have tenfold. Anyway, what I meant to say was, would you kindly tell me what size your breasts are? Do you shave down there?

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So Nero, seriously, don't be mean, call me, I am going to bed now, nighty nite.

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Why can't the Asian do math? He has down-syndrome.

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Yo mamma is so fat that she can fit through a skinny doorway. Actually, yo mamma isn't fat at all, but rather a normal sized woman secure in her weight.

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Two Black Males walk into a bar. A white old lady leaves cautiously. Everyone else stays and has a great time with them as they are actually two very good guys, and funny too.

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What's worse than the Holocaust? ........finding a worm in your apple.

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What did Batman say to Robin before getting in the car? Get in the car.

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A chronic hemophilliac walks into a bar. He cuts himself and bleeds to death.

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How do you fit four gay on a bar stool? Divide the given space into fourths and convince them to share it accordingly. However, due to the fact that bar stools are significantly smaller than the average chair, and the likelihood that the bar has the resources to provide chairs for all of their customers, it would be highly unlikely that the men would choose be remain seated in such an inconvenient manner.

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