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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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There was once a man who lived in a box.

There's a tray of muffins in the oven. One muffin says, "man it's hot in here!" Another muffin says, "holy shit! A talking muffin!"

Roses are red Violets are blue My body is ready I want you

this website is a bad joke

Q. how to kill the germ on a food. A. wash it with bleach.

How did the Mexican get into the United States? He applied for a Visa and was granted authorization to live and work in the United States on a permanent basis.

what do you call a gay guy? kevin

Why can't Larry drive? Because he doesn't have his license, and his temps expired!

Why was 9/11 funny? It wasnt; amny people died.

Why is the chicken on the road? Cuz he died trying to get to the other side.

Have you seen Hellen Keller's dad? Neither did she

Hi I'm Ben What's your name? I forgot. Hi "I forgot" what's your name? Ben

why did the chicken cross the road? it didn't it got hit by a bus.

PATIENT: Doctor, doctor, I can't see my legs DOCTOR: That's because you're blind

How many licks does it take to get to the center of a tootsie pop? A lot.

What's the hardest part about watching a 2 year old get hit by a bus is? Trying not to laugh.

what happens when an Asian and a Jew get married. They have children.

I'm a wise old man, so I'm aloud to touch you in the bathing suit area.

I see you driving 'Round town with the girl I love And I'm like, Haiku!

What is smarter than a blind Mexican midget of average intelligence? A genius

How many black people does it take to tar a roof? Just one. Unless he wants to do it in a shorter amount of time and calls a few friends to help him.

did Michael Jackson touch children ? yes of course. otherwise he would have been an absolutely terrible father

What do you call a black guy selling drugs? A pharmacist.

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