What's the difference between a radio and a bowl of potato salad? If you put batteries on a radio you can turn it on and listen to some music. If you put batteries on a bowl of potato salad it's not gonna give you any music.

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How do you keep black people out of your backyard. A no trespassing sign.

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Knock Knock Who's there? Jehovah Witness

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A: How do you piss off a female pilot? Q: Kill her family

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Which is better; having a billion dollars or a trillion dollars? Trick Question, you aren't that rich.

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Whats funnier than Dane Cook. The Holocaust.

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Two whales are in a bar. One says, "whoaohaoahwoahwahoh" The other says, "Go home, Frank. You're drunk."

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Why did the mailman die? Because everybody dies.

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What's 9+10 Ebola

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Why did the car break down? Because breakfast was done.

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what do you call a clown in makeup? a clown, clowns are supposed to wear makeup.

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Roses are red, Violets are rare because of the irreversible damage to our ecosystem in recent years.

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What grows on trees and is woody? Wood.

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How to pick up chicks Pick up a chicken but must be a baby

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Which came first the chicken or the egg? The egg. Chickens evolved from their pre-historic ancestors who each laid an egg with a slight genetic mutation until one egg contained what is now classified as the modern chicken.

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I once met a giraffe, It needed a bath, When I turned on the water, It started to swim, Because it was actually a fish.

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Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Getting raped by a giant scorpion

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What do you call a Black man with a gun ?? A black man with a gun !

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Q: What is scarier than the boogie man? A: Herpes

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Why did the girl drop her ice cream? Because seeing as a bus was heading straight toward her, she quickly decided to sacrifice her frozen treat and dodge the oncoming vehicle in order to save her life.

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A man walks into a bar his alcoholism is tearing his family apart

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What's the difference between a Jew and a pizza? One is a human being belonging to a particular religious minority and the other is a delicious Italian food favoured by English speaking western cultures. The problem with this anti-joke is that the facts are not correct, pizza was originally invented and China; however,it looked quite different then what might be considered pizza by our standards, when pizza was brought to Italy it was improved to make what we now consider pizza in modern times. While some people may consider pizza an Italian food, this would be failing to give credit to the Chinese who invented it.

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Sugar is sweet. Plums are too. Prison rape isn't funny either.

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Why did the black homeowner default on his house? He was paying significantly more in mortgage than the actual market value of the home, since he purchased his property before the housing bubble. He carried out a cost/benefit analysis and derived the conclusion that he was effectively destroying his own wealth by paying his mortgage bills.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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