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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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-How do you wake up Lady Gaga? -Poke her face

A black man walks into a bar. The bartender says, "We don't serve you kind here." The black man says, "Is it because I'm black?" The bartender replies, "Yes."

whats the difference between a black baby and a white baby? thier skin tone.

A man is walking on the beach and notices a shiny brass lamp on the ground. He picks it up, polishes it and then sells it for a reasonable amount of money at a local pawnbroker.

i get knocked down, but i don't get up again. my leg is broken and therefore makes it extremely difficult for me to stand up on my own.

You know whats funny? Women's rights

Roses are red, violets are blue, your Mom is a fake, she adopted you!

Q: Did you hear about the blonde who shot an arrow into the air? A: She missed.

Once there was an ugly barnical, He was so ugly that everyone died. The end.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because the marginal benefit of doing so exceeded the marginal cost.

Roses are red, violets are blue, I have to go to the bathroom

Roses Are Red , Violets Are Blue , Go Die .

Roses are red Violets are blue I have herpes And now so do you

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because a black man was chasing his dinner.

What was Jenna's favourite ice cream flavour? Keyword; was, she's dead now

Why was the blonde so stupid? She suffers a severe case of retardation.

What do you call a dog with no legs? It doesn't matter because he's not gonna come

Q #1: Why did Sally fall off the swings? A #1: She has no arms. Q #2: Knock Knock Who's There? Not Sally.

Why did the pedophile cross the road? To molest a child.

What did the lactose intolerant boy say when he accidentally drank some milk? Nothing, he went into anaphylactic shock and couldn't breathe.

Knock Knock Who's there? Sorry, wrong house.

Have you heard the one about the Priest, the Pastor, and the Mail Man? -no, how's that go? Oh you haven't? That's too bad, it's really good.

Why did the dinosaurs die out? This is a long and debated subject, and as no one was alive back then and no solid evidence has been found to support any theories we can only wait.

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