Whats green and smells like a red apple? A green apple

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watched pride and prejudice last night. I hate period dramas... too much blood

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What did the jew say to the black man? I'm jewish

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Pickup line: Hey babe, do you work at a grocery store? Because I wanna spill some milk on the floor so they can call spill on aisle 9 and I'll be there waiting for you and watch you clean my mess.

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Did you know that in Africa, every 60 seconds... A minute passes. So sad

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What's black, white, and red all over? And interracial man with multiple stab wounds.

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Why did the man get in a car accident? Because he was blind.

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How do you stop an aboriginal from drowning? Take your foot off his head...

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why did the chicken cross the road? because he was stapled to the head of a penis that belonged to an asian man

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to your house... Knock, knock Who's there? The chicken.

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- Mom, you have a banana in you ear. - Son I can't hear you, I have banana in my ear.

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Knock Knock. Shut up.

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What did the black college graduate say to the Jewish high school dropout? Do you want me to also clean your fourth floor executive bathroom, Mr. Bernstein?

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What is the difference between a watermelon and a baby? One's fun to smash and the other is a watermelon.

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(Insert short question here) (Insert long semi-irrelevant answer here)

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What do you get six year old Hitler for his birthday? An Easy Bake Oven

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Why wasn't the black woman allowed on the bus? It was rush hour and the bus was full.

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what didn't I do when making this joke? Read and agree to the terms of service.

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Why did the little girl's pet bunny pass away? Because her neighbor ripped out it's vitals.

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What do an elephant, and a banana have in common? Neither one is an ambulance.

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Why did jimmy cross the road? Because that was the direction the cannon was pointing.

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A man walks into a bar. He leaves a large rucksack by the pool table and walks out. The rucksack then explodes and kills 13 people because it is the height of the Troubles and the man is a member of the IRA, who targetted the bar because it is regularly visited by British servicemen. The media extensively cover the story, and the two sides of the conflict in Northern Ireland decide that the bloodshed must stop, which eventually made way to the Good Friday agreement of 1998.

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So, I walked into my friends house and MAH DEDDEHS DECK was outside bruh

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Why couldn't the blond get into the library? Because the library was closed therefore the door was locked.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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