- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Have you seen Stevie Wonders new house No Oh... well he hasn't either

- Mom, you have a banana in you ear. - What? Son I can't hear you, I have banana in my ear.

Why was the prostitute's throat sore? Allergies.

What did Thomas Jefferson's children call him? Grandpa

roses are red violets are blue tulips are white daisies are yellow

what did michael jackson do when i swore at him? nothing he's dead

Knock Knock. Who's there? A Jehovah's witness.

What is the Pirates favorite letter? C

Smelly Indians.

Whats red and crawls up your leg? A homesick abortion.

What's worse than one cat stuck in a tree? Getting raped

Why couldn't the boy watch the R-rated movie? Cuz he was blind.

Why was the mime crying? Her husband died.

why did the monkey fall out of the tree? it was dead.

A man told another,"You suck." The insulted man finished the sentence,"On juice boxes."

— Knock knock. — Who's there? — Funny. — Funny who? — A funny joke.

Knock knock. Silence Knock knock silence Knock knock Silence KNOCK KNOCK. Silence (Busts open door) Oh right I murdered Billy a week ago

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a suicidal man walks up 49 floors and enters a room and opens the window. hes worked there for 5 years and the air condition is broken

How much wood can a wood chuck chuck if a wood chuck could chuck wood? The Holocaust

Q: How do you keep a blond occupied for an hour? A: You write "flip over" on both sides of a blank piece of paper.

A paralyzed person walks into a bar.

What do you call a black priest? Holy shit.

What did the man say when he found out he had cancer? Nothing. He was so in shock, that he later died from another type of cancer.

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