- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A man walks into a bar. It leads to a fight that is enjoyable to watch.

What's the best thing about the Pixies? Their music.

:Knock Knock :Don't be stupid there's no door here.

Help i have fallen and i cannont get up Life alert life alert To bad just sit there we dont care

A squirrel asks an apple where is the nearest gas station. The apple doesn't reply.

Why is my son hungry? Because he didn't eat lunch.

What's the difference between communism and race mixing? Zey come for our blood, but drown in zeir ovn!!!!!

Whats the differnce between love and herpies Herpies last forever

What two Mexicans call a stray cat? Gato

What is a ghost's favorite appetizer? Ghosts aren't real.

Knock Knock Who's there? The KKK, got any blacks?

Donald Trump decided to run for President.

How do you fit 100 dead babies in a box? A blender. How do you get them out? Tortilla Chips. hehehehehehe

why does the man appear fat he is

Why did the boy have to ride the bus? Because both his parents died.

What's harder to pick up, a football or an anvil? It doesn't matter when you lost your fingers in 'nam.

What did the boy eat for breakfast? Food

What would you call the baby of an elephant and a rhinoceros? Nothing. They are two entirely different species and therefore cannot breed.

What's the object with the most points according to science and math? A sphere.

what did the lion tell the jellyfish? nothing, both lions and jellyfishes cant talk, and even if they could the chances of a lion meeting a jellyfish are remote

Day turn night. Dreaming is now true . Turn on your flashlight, slenderman is behind you.

Have you seen the flock of birds? probably not because they hit a window and all died at impact.

Have you ever seen Helen Keller's house? No. Neither did she.

A man walks into a bar, the other man ducks.

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