whats worst then being raped tortured and killed? it happening to 500000 puppies DX

How many dead guys does it take to build a shed? None. The contractor did it for 40 dollars an hour using maple wood.

Mel Gibson is awoken by the ringing of his telephone. He proceeds to have a nice conversation with his wife.

Q: What's worse than a black guy with a gun? A: the holocaust

What's blue and fluffy? Blue fluff.

What do you call a kid with no arms and an eye-patch? Names.

A horse walk into a bar. Several people leave, as they recognize the potential danger in the situation.

I see said the blind man, to his deaf wife, as the cripple ran by.

Whats worse than the Holocaust? Jews

Why did the pencil break? A Viking destroyed it with his beard.

What do you get when you eat a bag of potatoes? The're all gone.

Whats the difference between a frog?

Why is there air? To blow up basketballs

Roses are brown I likes clouds This joke isn't funny so don't laugh

when life gives you lemons throw them away.. they are probably bad

Sidney was a man, but not just any man... He was a fishmonger.

the WNBA

How do you make a firefighter happy? Give him a blowjob and 10 million dollars.

Your mama so fat that when she cut herself gravey came out and we drank it too!

Three cows are sitting in a field The first cow says, "MOOOO!" The second cow says, "MOOOO!" The third cow says, "MOOOO!"

Are you 9/11 because i would like you to destroy my tower.

what does the sloth say to Jonah reincastle? nothing Jonah is the sloth

What is brown and sticky? A stick.

i have yougurt mit traktor

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