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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A used condom filled with water and left on a radiator makes an ideal and inexpensive lava lamp.

How many unicorns does it take to change a lightbulb? Unicorns do not use lightbulbs, their technology (magic) is way too advanced to waste fossil fuels and pollute the air. Also, you can't change a lightbulb with hooves. ;)

whats the same about a red crayon and a blue crayon? there both the same color except for the blue one

Knock knock Who's there? Amy winehouse Amy winehouse who? Amy winehouse died by falling down a flight of stairs.

What did the group of black men do to the old white woman? Gave her back the purse she dropped.

I've got 99 problems and they're all stressing me out and causing me to be very unhappy.

What do you call a man running around town with no clothes on? Naked.

How many feet are in a yard? It depends how many people are in the yard.

Roses are red Violets are blue, Sugar is sweet But i have commitment issues So I'd rather just be friends at this point in our relationship.

Knock knock Who's there? Me Me who? Just me

Eh yo Sean u mr. Kingston Hey, how are you doing?

Roeses Are Red Violets Are Blue He's The One For Me And Not For You, And If You Try To Take My Place I Will Take My Fist And Smash Your Face(:

What do you call a white man? A caucasian male.

A lesbian and a gay both lie about there gender on eharmony, trying to get a date with someone there own gender. By coincedene, they get matched and go on a date, and both of them realize how weird this situation is and go home.

Yo momma is so old that she will be moved to a nursing home next week.

What's the difference between a plumber and a gynecologist? One has a knowledge of piping system of a house and the ability to fix said pipes and the other has the medical knowledge of a women's vagina.

What falls down, but never gets back up? A dead person.

what do i refer too White people = Business Yellow People = Smart Black People = Drug Smugglers, Terrorists, Rapists etc

A frog walks into a bar and the bartender thinks he is very well evolved because frogs don't walk they hop

what is the difference between a jew and a pizza? Jews are people and regularly attend a synagogue and pizza is and italian food that many people find to be enjoyable to eat

A brunette child with a blond mother is crying. Why? Because his father was just mauled by a Scandinavian dragon.

Whats worse than a baby crying on a plane. 9/11

Why did the rapper carry an umbrella? Because the weather report said there was a 90% chance of rain, and he didn't want to get his posh new coat wet on the way to the studio

who needs to get a different hairstyle to his boyo? josh roberts

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