Friends, they're like food. If you eat them, they die.

A vulture gets on a transatlantic flight with a dead animal in each claw. The flight attendant stops him, and says "I'm sorry, sir, only one piece of carrion per passenger allowed"

Where will you be in twenty years? Celebrating the twentieth anniversary of reading this question... unless you're older than 60, which by modern life expectancy, you'd be dead.

You can lead a fool to wisdom, but you can't make him think.

whats worse than the black death. Bieber Fever

What do all homosexuals have in common? Not much.

What's the difference between an ant and a dinosaur? They are both birds, apart from the ant and the dinosaur

A hooded black man walks into a pharmacy, he caught a cold due to the gelid weather and bought some medicine for himself.

roses are red violets are puffy i am a donkey i ate some water

How does a chubby baby eat his chili In a very chubby way with his hands smearing it all over is face

Okay lord and master, now get lost, I am trough with you, I have other things to get done, XD My nose is so itchy XD

A: Do you want to hear a joke? B: A ladie not working in the kitchen A: WTF dude thats just terrible

Yo mamma so stupid... She's considering going to college to get a better education

a black man walks out of popeyes

What's the difference between Newt Gingrich's cat and a hand grenade? Gingrich's cat is a domesticated quadriped mammal, a hand grenade is a small bomb that can be thrown by hand

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead.

Why are black people good at basketball? Because they train hard and practice daily.

Yo momma is so stupid that she walked off a cliff.

How do you cure cancer? do i look like NASA?

What has ears, but can't hear, eyes, but can't see, a mouth, but can't talk, and legs, but can't walk? A deaf and blind paraplegic with an improperly functioning larynx.

What can't catch or throw? A Quadriplegic

Why was Barack Obama wearing a Justin Bieber T-Shirt and slapping you with a pitchfork? Because you didn't listen to me when I told you to stop doing shrooms

Two guys fight over a girl. The girl gets up from under them.

a blond goes into a taxi, the driver asks where to my friend , the blond says her desired location, gets droped off and trips, falls on her head, suffers major injuries, dies,weeks later the taxi driver drove the family to the funeral, they walk out and one of of them trips and gets back up...

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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