- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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An Asian walks into a bar with his girlfriend He proceeds to buy himself and her food Pays Then leaves

The Below statement is an antijoke. The Above statement is a joke.

What do you call a dog with no legs? Doesn't matter what you call it, they aren't going to come.

Why did Anakin tell Luke he was his father? Because honest people never lie

Whats worse than getting broken into by a robber? Looking at Obama

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Why did it take so long to find Osama Bin Laden? No idea. Bad military tactics. Was he found?

What did the smurf say to the other smurf? Smurf

Q: What do you get when you get a bunch of people who confuse dark humor for anti humor? A: This website.

Why can't Michael J. Fox draw a perfect circle? Because no one can draw a perfect circle.

Dad always said that laughter was the best medicine. Maybe that's why he died of tuberculosis.

I've got a great new 'Knock Knock Jock

Half empty = half full Therefore Half (empty) = half (full) empty= full Half empty

Why was the gay man gay? Because he likes touching other guys penises

Roses are Red, Violets are Blue, I'm a schizophrenic, and so am I.

I like my women how I like my ice-cream Out cold.

A man is eating in a restaurant and says, "Waiter! There's a fly in my soup!" The waiter says, "I'm sorry, can I bring you some salad instead?"

a very large and muscly guy walks into a bar and finds a scrawny white guy he asks him if he has ever been in a fight with someone bigger then him the man says no the large man then leaves the bar and they both continue on with their day

Did you hear the one about the man who went into the jungle wearing nothing but leopard print underwear? He was suffering from psychogenic fugue disorder and had no idea who or where he was. He was eventually eaten alive by a flesh-eating centipede. When his wife found out, she committed suicide.

why was the black man running away from the convenient store? He was going for a jog and it just so happened that he passed by the store

Fuzzy wuzzy was a bear. Fuzzy wuzzy had no hair. Fuzzy wuzzy had cancer.

roses are grey violets are grey i am a dog woof woof

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