- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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whats worse than find a worm in your apple? finding the holocaust in your apple.

that awkward moment when there is no candy in the van.....

What is blue and has blue shoes? A blue shoe box

What did Harry get for his Birthday? Nothing nobody likes Harry.

Stealth baseballs record

A white man is running away from a black man. Because they are Playing tag. A gaming involving to touch the other person

Q:why did i cross the road A: time to get a watch

Why do fishermen wear red suspenders? To keep their pants up.

Why did the boy jump off a cliff Because he was gay and committed suicide

Hi! Do you know how much a polar bear weighs? Roughly 1150 pounds if a full grow male.

Why did timmy fall off his bike? Someone threw a fridge at hm

What's wet and pink and fun to watch in someone's face? A big bubble gum bubble exploding into someone's face.

A black man and a white man were on an island. They lived in England.

What is holocaust victim's favorite food? Hamburgers.

Whats better than seeing a worm in your apple... Reading the the next anti-joke.

chuck norris will never have a heart attack because he has great cardiovascular health.

How do you make a anti-joke on this website? Type it out, click I have read and agree to the Terms of Service, then press submit.

Whats green and fuzzy and if it fell out of a tree it would kill you? A pool table.

what do you call a man with a bullet hole in his leg? A man who needs t see a doctor.

what is green and smells bad? an orange dolphin that poops out rainbows.

Why did the boy fall off the swing? He had no arms Why couldnt he get up? He had no legs What did the boy get for Christmas? Cancer What did the boy get for Easter? A funeral Knock, knock Who's there? Not the boy.

Knock Knock. Hello Frank! How'd you know it was me? There is a window next to the door.

Whats black, white, and read/red all over? What? Michael Jackson after his surgery.

One day a mexican guy came up with a great anti-joke about jewish guys. Upon sharing it with a canadian buddy of his, he collapsed and died from a cerebral hemorrhage where he was then hit by a bus and mauled to bits by a pack of saber-tooth tigers.

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