- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Half empty = half full Therefore Half (empty) = half (full) empty= full Half empty

Roses are Red, Violets are Blue, I'm a schizophrenic, and so am I.

I like my women how I like my ice-cream Out cold.

Why was the gay man gay? Because he likes touching other guys penises

Why can't Michael J. Fox draw a perfect circle? Because no one can draw a perfect circle.

why was the black man running away from the convenient store? He was going for a jog and it just so happened that he passed by the store

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Q: What do you get when you get a bunch of people who confuse dark humor for anti humor? A: This website.

What did the smurf say to the other smurf? Smurf

What do you call a Mexican on the moon? Quite an unusual circumstance consedering Mexico doesn't currently have a space program. Not only that but Nasa hasen't even had people going to the moon since the 1970s.

Alchohol.

My wife is going to the Caribbean Jamaica? No, St Lucia

If i was gay... I would have strong sexual feelings towards peolple of the same sex as me

What did the mentally disabled child say to the snowman? Mnnghhhmuhmuhhu ooh ooh ooh!

A white man walks into a bar. Then he gets a beer.

Knock! Knock! Who's there? Russel. Russell who? Russell Johnson. Oh, come in.

roses are grey violets are grey i am a dog woof woof

Fuzzy wuzzy was a bear. Fuzzy wuzzy had no hair. Fuzzy wuzzy had cancer.

What do we call the science of classifying living things? Racism

What did the boy say before he died? I'm dying.

What's worse than a worm in your apple? Having a self-conscious baluga hold a gun on you while you hand him all the money you have on you, then realizing balugas are creatures indigenous to aquatic regions, and then realizing you are deep under water and are probably about to die from suffocation

Why did the man die? because he hit his head and drowned

Why didnt the poor black man have cell phone service? Because seven eight nine.

Why did andy fall down Because his friend pushed him over

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