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Q: what do you call the green and the (stone eater) animal? A:the green and the (stone eater) animal

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What did the zero say to the eight? I don't know,numbers are inanimate objects so they can't talk.God, what did you think?

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Why did the man with no arms or legs fall out of the tree? Because he got shot.

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How come Dorothy couldn't feel her legs? The metal cable snapped.

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Go away still nothing to see

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Two drunk drivers got in a car crash They both died

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Why was the man so cold? He was in a fridge

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Why did Hitler kill himself? He realized what he'd gotten himself into and became severely depressed

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What's the difference between communism and race mixing? Zey come for our blood, but drown in zeir ovn!!!!!

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What's big and looks like a mushroom? A Mushroom.

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Q. Why did the chicken cross the road A. Because he needed to get to the other side

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Did you hear the one about the guy who couldn't tell any funny jokes? He went to Anti Joke and posted 1000's.

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What's the difference between an anti-joke and a joke? The anti-Joke isn't a freaking joke. So stop freaking doing it!

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A man finds a lamp and rubs it and a genie pops out and says he'll grant him 3 wishes. The man says "I wish I had a trillion dollars for which I can buy whatever my heart desires" and poof he gets it. The man says "I wish I had a beautiful wife for which I can love forever till the end of time." and poof he gets it. Finally, his 3rd wish he says "I wish I have my own country for which I can rule as king and become the greatest ruler in history." and poof he gets it.

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A horse walks into a bar. The bartender asks, "Why the long face?" The horse replies, "I just found out my wife has cervical cancer."

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Why is motorboating so much fun? Because they are unmatched for their speed and agility in the water.

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Joe: Hey, why are your counters all red and your blender looks broken? Me: The same reason why Mrs. Johnson's baby is missing. ajl

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Why did the black man have sex with the white woman? Because they were married.

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What do you call 1,000 lawyers at the bottom of the ocean? A horrible boating accident.

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Have you seen stevie wonders house? neither has he.

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Why did Sally drop her ice cream? Because she got hit by a bus Knock Knock Who's there? Not Sally

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Why does mcguigan get made fun of ? Because he is gay with Jack Walsh

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A horse walks into a bar. The barman says 'why the long face?'. The horse does not answer as it cannot speak or even understand english. It was later destroyed by the government.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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The Anti Joke Book


NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK!  Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

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