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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what did the homeless man get for christmas hyperthermia

Want to hear a dirty joke? The horse fell in the mud

Oh and Nero, what are you suffering from? Is it dangerous? Are you dying or something? Please dont scare me like that again.

Whet doesn't kill you, probably will next time.

Whats red and goes round and round? A baby in the garbage disposal

whats the sad part of 4 negroes driving off a cliff? the car couldve fit 5

What do you call a lubia chin jew slave? Kia

A black man, an asian man, and a gay man walk into a bar. What do they do? They mourn the loss of their dead friend.

roses are red violets are blue ill keep u in my heart forever and ower baby to

what did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? wheres my tractor! why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side. why did the farmer cross the road? To get his chicken. Why didnt the farmer make it to the other side? He was hit by his tractor.

What do the Mexican man, the Asian man and the Jewish man all have in common? "man"

shirt and blue, i call this one snow white, to score and seven years a jo, six samurai kageki, coral, 50 piece, specific frame, whats with that one, amy, hoption, smell my butt, smell my balls, smell my fart, smell my poop, urgay, pringles,

Q: Why do only 10% of women go to heaven? Your question is fundamentally wrong. Religion is a collective hallucination.

What's the difference between a black guy and a white guy??? Just different pigmentation of their skin.

Roses are black Violets are black I lost my eyesight at two years old and all I see is black.

what do you call 3 black men in a line up? their names

A blonde, brunette, and redhead find a cliff that is supposed to turn you into something which you exclaim upon leaping from the cliff. The brunette jumps off and exclaims: BIRD! She thus falls to her death on a ton of pointy rocks. The other two loot her corpse and walk away.

What's sad about 4 black people in a Cadillac going over a cliff? It was my car.

A man was standing out in the rain and calls out to god saying "smite me god, SMITE ME NOW" and the man was arrested and booked cause a near by neighbor reported on the disturbance. he is now facing charges of disturbing the peace.

friends are like snowflakes. if you piss on them they go away

If the 49ers won the superbowl

Why was the man alone? Because he was tied to a tree.

Why did the girl fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. Knock knock? -Who's there? Not the girl.

What do you call Batman and Robin after they have been run over by a car? Dead.

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