Two monkeys are sitting in a tree. One monkey looks to the other monkey and says, "I bet I can jump from this tree to the next tree without falling." The other monkey replies, "I'm sure you could. You're a monkey."

Yo momma so fat, when she steps on the scales it reads 90kg

knock knock whos there? your dr you have cancer

Why do cats have nine lives? Because they don't have ten.

A Rabbi walks into a bar. He does not order any alcoholic beverages, because Orthodox Jews aren't allowed to consume alcohol except for certain times and religious customs.

Let me guess, you where really ready to Not not tell me that.

WILLY

How did the black person die? Of old age

What does a blond do when she stops at a red light? She gets arrested.

Q: What's worse than a truckload of dead babies? A: Shoveling them out with a pitchfork.

why could the black person jump higher than the white person. because the white person had no legs

What do you call a man with a shovel in his head? An ambulance.

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Yo Mama's so fat Everyone is very concerned for her Health.

Why did the girls hair catch on fire her neighbor bullied her

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What's the difference between a duck? They are mostly the same, only one leg is shorter.

Why did the black man eat KFC? Because he got hungry.

Roses are red Violets are blue I hate rhyming Penis

What did the dog say to the human? Nothing really. Dogs technically "speak" through barking.

What is the biggest lie in the world? I have read and agree to the Terms of Service.

Ich bin nicht der Anführer

Girl 1- why was 6 afraid of 7? dog- ..................................(doesn't say anything because dogs can't ruff)

Fuzzy Wuzzy was a bear, Fuzzy Wuzzy had no hair. Fuzzy Wuzzy had stage 4 skin cancer.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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