- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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So I picked my nose while peeing, and it fell in the toilet so I didn't have to wipe it on anything. This is more of a story I wanted to share than a joke

What's worse than dying of boredom? ...Being stabbed.

Roses are red Violets are blue i have a gun get in the van

Why did Jim get hit by a train? Because he was standing in the tracks.

Whats white and rubs stuff out ? An albino with a rubber.

How do you get a clown to get off a swingset? Chop off his arms and legs.

Why did the Jew lock the chest? Because that's where he was hiding the body.

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what is more fun than shower time with adele. a mass gang bang with antonia

Q. What's cold and has no feelings? A. A pole

How many babies does it take to paint a house? It depends on how hard you throw them.

How many babies can you fit on a ferris wheel? None, babies aren't allowed to ride

What do you get when you cross two things that are seemingly unrelated? A play on words.

If a man shouts in a forest and there is no woman around to hear him, is he still wrong? He could be, he could not be. It really depends on what he says. The greater concern is that he's shouting alone in the forest. Either he's in trouble or he has a major psychological disorder.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I suck at poetry Show me your tits

Why couldn't the teen go to the prom? He was busy working to help his mom recover from breast cancer.

What's sad about a truck passing behind a duck? A: Behind the Duck were the Ducklings.

What is the difference between a baby and a tree? Its not illegal to hit one with an axe

Life is like a bridge. You get walked on all your life until you fall apart.

Im black and want attention. I also love fried chicken and love Africa call for a good, African-American time..... Im black 4025406623

What time is it when an elephant sits on your fence? three-thirty.

Wait! hundred billions!

Is it considered sexual harassment if a midget says to a woman, "your hair smells nice"? Holy crap i don't like black people.

What do you do if an elephant comes through your window? Pay For a new window

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