There's two muffins in an oven, the first muffin says "Woah, it's really hot in here!". The second muffin says "Oh my God! A talking muffin!"

Q: Who would win in a fight, Chuck Norris, or a Tank? A: Chuck Norris, because his hidden fist in his chin gives him 3 fists to the tank's 0.

What did the dinosaur say to the centipede? It's funny cause the dinosaur is big and the centipede is small.

wat did one chicken say to the other bock bock

baby on board sign?? target aquired.............

What's racecar spelled backwards? Jesus.

Give to the less fortunate. Date ugly people

Q: What do you call a man with a spade in his head? A: An ambulance.

Roses are red, Violets are blue I suck at poetry, Show me your tits

ROTFL = Reaching out to fellow lossers

what is the difference between two trees? it doesn't matter because motorcycles don't have doors

Adam Chebali has no life

Q: Why did they bury the Indian? A: Because he was dead.

What do you call a gay man in a wheelchair? Nothing, his life is already hard enough and bullying him will only make the problem worse.

What happens when you turn the TV on? You watch it.

What do you call an old lady walking down the street? Widowed.

Why was the Tortous and the Hare written? So fat people will feel good about themselves.

Once their was an ugly barnacle. He was sooooo ugly that everyone died! The end. :D

If I tell you that seeing you happy, is my main motivation towards accepting right now, would you believe me?

Q. Where did Little Timmy go for Christmas? A. Auschwitz

why is justin bieber so pale? Because he hasn't come out of the closet.

Why can't vampires go out in the sun? Becuase they don't exist.

What do you call a man who beats his adopted, black children? A terrible person.

how do you make a plumber cry?.... kill his family

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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