- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why was the black man eating fried chicken and watermelon? He was at home

Person 1: knock knock Person 2: Who's there? Person 1: nobody Person 2: nobody who? Person 1: ............

Why was the man crying? He has aids.

One man says to the other man "Hello Sir, how are you this morning?" He replies "I am doing rather well, and how are you?" The first man replies "Quite good." And they continue about their day.

What's more funny than an anti-joke? A joke.

A baby seal walks into a club.

What did the mentally retarded man say to the Waiter who brought him his soup? Thanks for bringing me my soup.

Patrick: My name is 24. Spongebob: Hey, Patrick, you know whats worse than 24? Patrick: What? Spongebob: 911.

What did the meteorologist say when there was tornado? There is a tornado 7 miles West of the station.

Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? Cue annoying little kids saying WHAT!!!!!!!!! A: To check out all the chicks

Knock Knock Who's There Nobody Nobody Who?

Why does Larry the Cable Guy get his own T.V. show??? Why can't I have one of my own??? .......ah...forgot....I'm a minority...

whay did the monkey fall out of the tree? he was dead. why did the cat fall out of the tree? it was stapled to the monkey.

Bill: Wanna know the difference between knowledge and wisdom? Joe: Sure Bill: Knowledge is knowing that an apple is a fruit. Wisdom is knowing not to put it in a fruit salad.

~Chinese Anti Joke~ What is the difference between American army and Chinese army? American army teach youngsters to use their tanks. Chinese army smash youngsters with their tanks.

knock, knock Who's there? Statefarm... and we are always gonna be there for you

Q: What happens when the Hydro goes out? A: The Hydro goes out.

Why did the hipster's coffee burn his tongue? He drank it before it was cool.

On a scale of 1 to Chris Brown how angry are you?

read this sentence again.

Why can't you hear a pterodactyl going to the bathroom? Because dinosaurs died out 65.5 million years ago.

What do dogs and keyboards have in common? Nothing.

What is terrible and doesn't exist? This joke's punchline,

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