Why was Helen Keller deaf, blind, and a woman? She was a bad driver.

this kid named terry stockton thought it was funny to get someone in the ankle lace then the kid got up and pucnched him in the face so hard he had a seizure

Q:Why did the man fall down the stairs? A:Because someone pushed him down.

What did the black kid get for christmas? Nothing, he doesn't celebrate christmas

Why did the man have a heart attack? Because he suffered from high cholesterol and cardiovascular disease.

What looks like midnight and is addicted to shemale porn? Xavier Jordan! Courtesy of Mrs. Maxwells 7th period

Roses are cheap Violets are on sale It's Boxing Day Please buy my flowers I really need the cash.

Whats funny and has 2 wheels The holocaust, I lied about the wheels, and the funny

What do the duck and elephant have in common?? Nothing, they are completely different species.

How do you keep an idiot in suspense..............

What's sad about 4 black people in a Cadillac going over a cliff? It was my car.

What did the lawyer say to the other lawyer? "We are both lawyers."

Roses are red.........I slept with someone else

How many hours of sleep did Jimmy get last night? Zero, because he has insomnia. Jimmy got fired from his job today because of his lack of energy and motivation due to his disorder. His wife divorced Jimmy because he can no longer support her and their two kids.

What do you call a 2 storied house ?

how did the bus fall outa the tree it got hit by a hellicopter how did the boy fall outa the tree he was attached to the bus how did the chicken fall outa the tree it fell off the branch

What do you call a boy with no arms or legs Mat

Why couldn't Jimmy go bowling with the rest of his friends? His parents shot him.

If the 49ers won the superbowl

whats the sad part of 4 negroes driving off a cliff? the car couldve fit 5

Whet doesn't kill you, probably will next time.

Why Did The Black Man Cry? KFC Went Bankrupt!

Kids, your mother and I thought we should tell you this now... You know our dog sparky? Well he... was actually Osama bin Laden and is now dead!

What's black white and red all over? Steegers.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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