An escalade with 5 black men crashes off a cliff and all of them die. this is terrible. an escalade seats 7.

A man didn't feel well so he went to the toilet. He had explosive diahrria, then felt better.

Q: What does Harry Potter say when he answers the phone? A: "No, she's dead. This is her son."

What do we call the science of classifying living things? Racism

Knock Knock Who's there The Holocaust!

Jack, John, Justin, Joseph and Jimmy walk into a bar. They order a pint of beer and start wondering what their names have in common.

Why did the little boy fall over. Because someone shot him in the face.

Why did Susie fall of the swing? She had no arms. Why didn't she catch herself? She had no legs. What did she get for Christmas? Cancer. What did she get for her birthday? Nothing, she died.

Ask me if my names Troy. Is your name troy? No, it's Roy.

Why was the man picking his nose? Because he was born without one, and found one he liked.

yolo your orange looks orange

What to you call a heavy person, Someone overweight

What is the best part about being a rapist? The orgasms.

What would u like to drink?

Why did the chicken cross the road? ...because chickens love to confound people.

Why does the fat kid no longer have friends? He died after falling out of a tree.

How do you stop a baby from crying? Douse it in gas and throw it in a fire

Whats green and has white spots? Idk im asking you

It's caoimhin I wasnt writing cos kane turned my computer off the bel end aodhans been tuping sayin its be the spa.

angelo snyder is not ga

Why did the prestigious college accept the Native American student? Trick question, Native Americans don't exist anymore.

what did the kid with no arms and no legs get for x-mas a bike

What happens when a drunk driver meets a stoned driver? A head on collision

Your're racist.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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