Why did the bus drive off the cliff? It's driver happened to be a tomato.

What did the home-less man eat for dinner last night? Nothing.

A horse walks into a bar the barmam asks why the long face The horse replies he's suffering from depression after his family was killed in a car crash and he has now turned to alcohol to sort his sorrows

Roses are red Violets are blue I am ADD Bird

"Wise old man, what is the meaning of life?" "I don't know why do people think old people are so wise these days?"

People are like trees. When hit multiple times with an ax they fall down.

Why didn't the little asian kid go to his friends party? Because he wasnt invited.

what's worse than stubbing your toe on cement being a Jew during the holcaust

Knock knock Who's there? Jesus Jesus who? Jesus Christ, your lord and savior.

Your mum is so fat, she is likely to do die before my mum.

what do you do when you see a black man punching a girl? act like you dont see it and get the hell out of harms way

What's the difference between a rhinoceros? I DIDN'T MURDER MY BROTHER OKAY!!!!!

Why did Jack like oranges? - Penis

What did the elderly lady say to the man? You still have not repaid my services

My gifts to my gf included: A diamond ring, a sports car, a house in malibu, a new credit card, a private jet, but most importantly, a Refrigerator.

Awesome! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> minecraftnow.us <

-How much wood would a woodchuck chuck, if a woodchuck could chuck wood? -Probably a decent amount.

Why did Elmo get depressed? All his friends sacrifised themselves to satan

A bear comes across some people on a camping trip. But he then promptly leaves, because bears aren't inherently aggressive unless caring for their young or if they are provoked.

roes are red violets are blue we have nothing in common so baby were through

Wanna hear a joke? Women's rights.

I played the spoon game. In a white neighborhood.

Q: Whats the difference between water melon and a baby? A: Watermelon is a fruit.

Ruebin is Red, Curtis is too. i think i need a sweaty poo

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