A muslim, a priest, and a raabi walk into a bar. All three of them agree that it hurt.

"Why can't you hear pterodactyl when it goes to the bathroom?" "Because the pee is silent?" "No, because they are dead, you idiot."

What is black, white, and red all over A penguin in a blender

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the hospital because his wife has multiple STD's

roses are gray, violets are gray, Im a dog

What's worse than breaking your arm? Not having any arms.

So a guy gets drunk and walks into a gay bar by accident He then yells I LOVE PENIS!!!!! everyone yells oh yeaaaaaaaaaa

Why didn't Joe want to stand up? Because he had no legs!

What do you get when a fat kid eats a donut... A Heart Attack.

A successful, articulate, charming, well mannered, rich, young man walks into a bar.... Every night

I Never apologize, I'm sorry, that's just me

How many tickles does it take to make an octopus laugh? Ten tickles

If dogs hate cats and cats hate mice, than what do mice hate? Themselves.

Jimmy went for a walk in the jungle, and he got lost!!

How you know when dislextic

What's better than winning the special olympics? Not being retarded.

Why Did The Black Man Cry? KFC Went Bankrupt!

What does a black kid get from Christmas? a blunt

masturbating on a tarc bus

What do we call the science of classifying living things? Racism

Why did the little boy viciously slash the orange object with a carving knife? Because it was Halloween.

why are black people scared of chain saws? because it goes runnigganigganiggarunnigganigganigga

Why did little jimmy fall off the building? 9/11

I see London. I see France. Show me your boobs.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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