- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Safety in numbers? Try telling that too six million Jews.

What do you get when you cross bread an eagle, a wolf and shark together? I don't know, but I'm pretty sure it will kill all of us!

A fish walks into a bar. He proceeds to talk the bartender. "Blub blub blub" The fish sitting next to him whispers to the bartender. "What is he talking about." The bartender shrugs.

Why was the little boy sad? He had a frog stapled to his face.

What do Vladimir Putin and a snake have in common? A central nervous system, to name but one of the many biological similarities.

A: What dose God listen to? B: Slayer. A: Trick Question, God=Slayer

your moms so fat that she had to buy bigger cloths, her husband left her, she became a druggie and died alone.

What did the 80 year old man do to celebrate valentines day with his wife? Nothing, Alzheimer's made him forget about Valentines day.....and that he was married. What did his wife do for Valentines day? Killed herself.

What is little,red and its in the corner??? -strawberry in the corner

What would Osama Bin Laden be doing if he were alive today? Drowning

How babies can you fit in a car seat? 1

How long does it take for a black woman to have a shit. 9 months.

Knock Knock Who's there? Yes.

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Why did the Asian student do well in school? Because he worked hard and studied everyday

LeBron James: Kobe, i got a ring will you stop making fun of me? Kobe Bryant: Yes Kobe and Michael Jordan: LeBron asked if he gets a ring if we'll stop making fun of him LeBron James: Hey Kobe why didn't you answer when i called? Kobe Bryant: Sorry, I only heard it ring once

Hey what did you do on The weekend??? I got hit by a bus!

did you hear about the dyslexic journalist? he employed an assistant to double check his work. They worked really well together.

Q: What did the black man do at KFC? A: nothing, he ate dinner at home.

Here comes the bride, all dressed in white. Here comes the groom, carrying a broom, because somebody spilled something on the floor.

What's worse than sex with a midget? Non-consensual sex with a midget.

Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know ask a second grader.

What did the child say to the clown? For a professional entertainer, you're not that funny.

Did you see Helen Keller at the movie theater? I didn't either, she's dead.

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