Q. Which is longer ... a rope ?

thumb_up thumb_down +4

"When there's something srange, in your neighborhood... who you gonna call..?" The cops

thumb_up thumb_down +4

Why did the redneck leave his wife? To marry his daughter.

thumb_up thumb_down +4

Why do deer have horns? Because god made them that way.

thumb_up thumb_down +4

What body part did German prince Heinrich von Missingpenis lack? His toenail.

thumb_up thumb_down +4

like if u think princess kenny is the fairest maiden in all the land. if u dont, disregard this message.

thumb_up thumb_down +4

what is sadder than lost in a ps4 game ? Your mom's funeral, she died in a horrible accident yesterday

thumb_up thumb_down +4

Why can't black people get sunburned? Natural selection allowed ancient Africans to develop a darker skin shade that would counter strong UV rays.

thumb_up thumb_down +4

What did Larry do when little Billys baseball crashed through his window? He raped and murdered little Billy for Larry has raped and murdered many children.

thumb_up thumb_down +4

Q: How Do you make a baby be quiet? A: slowly chop it's head off with a blunted axe once it's head is off eat it

thumb_up thumb_down +4

What time is it in China right now? I have no idea, it would depend on when you are reading this. Perhaps you should look at a world clock, watch, or some other sort of time-telling device rather than humorous website. Its purpose is not to tell time. However, there are many other places for this. Good luck surfing the web, friend. I have aided you the best that I can. I only hope that you will find what you are looking for.

thumb_up thumb_down +4

My grandma told me to always keep my head up and just keep going. She fell down a manhole last week and died.

thumb_up thumb_down +4

Wayne Rooney's face and intelligence.

thumb_up thumb_down +4

A guy punched himself. He then said ouch.

thumb_up thumb_down +4

WWII veteran screamed! "You damn yellow monkey" "But sir... ...my fur is brown!" Replied the monkey.

thumb_up thumb_down +4

What happened to the boy that got raped? He later died of depression

thumb_up thumb_down +4

Two women were sitting quietly.

thumb_up thumb_down +4

besides saying "Oh, Yeah" and punching down walls, what does the kool-aid man do? drink cool aid

thumb_up thumb_down +4

My uncle got hit by a truck, what was the last thing to go through his mind? The drive shaft.

thumb_up thumb_down +4

Roses are grey Violets are grey I'm a dog

thumb_up thumb_down +4

A man comes into a bar. Wait, it's a horse. A man comes into a horse.

thumb_up thumb_down +4

A baby seal walks into a club.

thumb_up thumb_down +4

What is the difference between a Ferrari and 1,000 babies? I don't have a Ferrari in my garage.

thumb_up thumb_down +4

What did the man say before he died? I am going to die.

thumb_up thumb_down +4

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

Our Updated iOS App!

We've just released huge update to the iOS app! Now, access all your favorite text and photo sites like Anti-Joke, DIYLOL! A few things didn't make the original cut (like comments) but they'll be back soon. Best of all, the app is now FREE! Get it here.

The Anti Joke Book


NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK!  Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

MOAR??

Want more? You might be interested in...


Anti-Joke Chicken

Anti-Joke Triceratops