Q: What's green, red, and covered in cookie crumbs? A: A dead girl scout.

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Q:Why do you never run over black guy on a bicycle A: Because that is not a very nice thing to do

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What do you give a sick bird? Tweetment.

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What do you call a person with cancer A hospital patient, what did you expect? Oh. Of course you expected Chewbacca.

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Your moma is so nasty. And one day she had a geust over and the geust says " May I use the restroom?" Yes but make sure you use the coffe can to the right because the letf one is full.

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What did the black man drink on a hot summer day? Some water, it quickly replenished the liquids he was perspiring do to the temperature being sufficiently hotter than his body temperature

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One day a terribly epileptic child is put on on a strict Atkins diet by his loving mother. A week later he finds that the frequency and intensity of his seizures have been reduced by its ketogenic effects, which provides exogenous fats for the body to burn, but limits the available carbohydrate so that ketone bodies build up. It is the high level of these ketones which appear to suppress seizures.

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Have you seen Stevie Wonders new house No Oh... well he hasn't either

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Q.What did the homeless kid get from santa? A. Play Doe. Because he was a good boy. Q.what did the Rich Kid get form santa? A Coal. Because he was a bod boy. The rich kid then got mad and threw the coal at the homeless kid hitting him on the head which killed him of enturnaly bleeding.

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how do you make an idiot laugh? tell him a joke from antijoke

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- Mom, you have a banana in you ear. - What? Son I can't hear you, I have banana in my ear.

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Knock knock. *Silence Knock knock *silence Knock knock *Silence KNOCK KNOCK. *Silence (Busts open door) Oh right I murdered Billy a week ago

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Are you the only 10 I see? Because I'm blind.

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a suicidal man walks up 49 floors and enters a room and opens the window. hes worked there for 5 years and the air condition is broken

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What do you call a dog with two tails? ...Depends what its name is.

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How much wood can a wood chuck chuck if a wood chuck could chuck wood? The Holocaust

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A paralyzed person walks into a bar.

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What did the man say when he found out he had cancer? Nothing. He was so in shock, that he later died from another type of cancer.

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What do you say when you see a black guy? Hello,how are you today?

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Q: How do you keep a blond occupied for an hour? A: You write "flip over" on both sides of a blank piece of paper.

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What do you call a black priest? Holy shit.

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The Awkward moment when the world doesn't end

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Why was the prostitute's throat sore? Allergies.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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