- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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My favorite part of the movie Frozen is when the parents die.

What did the black kid down the road get for Christmas? Your Bike.

What do you call someone who is bad at hand eye co-ordination? Dispraxic

What's worse than eating half a worm? Eating somebody's brain.

Ed Milliband knows what's best for the UK.

Q: What's the difference between a pile of dead babies and a ferari? A: I don't have a ferari in my garage.

Gentlemen, when she says no, she always means yes. Unless, of course, your rhetoric is of a sexual nature.

What do you call a Mexican flying a plane? A pilot

Whats the leading cause of death Life.

Dead girls can't say no.

Roses are black Violets are black Everything is black Im blind

Q. Why did the chicken cross the road? A. Does it really matter?

What did the cannibal do after he dumped his girlfriend........... Wiped his ass

your mama's so ugly, she suffers from chronic deppression.

A pirate walks into a bar. The bartender says, "Hey, did you know you have a steering wheel down your pants?" The pirate replies, "Arrrgh, there's been a horrible nautical accident. Please call an ambulance immediately."

what would you watch during a scary movie? anything you want.

Q: what did the old man do to the little boy in his dark cellar while babysitting on a stormy night? A: told him to hold a flashlight because the power went out and he needed to find his electric generator.

What is the difference between a group of magicians and a cheerleading squad? One has a cunning array of stunts.

What did the kitty say when it's owner called him over? Nothing. It's owner killed him.

Why was the penguin popular? He cuts himself.

What color is an orange chicken? Fried rice

Whats 1 foot long and went in and out of my girlfriend? Our new baby

A dyslexic man walks into a bar. He orders a drink successfully, pays, and leaves. Three weeks later he dies tragically.

What did Santa say to his elf? Nothing. Santa isn't real. Elves aren't either for that matter.

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