- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a Mexican who steals cars? John Doe, until he's been identified.

I have read and agreed to the Terms of Service

whats then difference between a jew and a pizza ? A pizza doesnt scream when its put in the oven .

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead. Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? It was stapled to the first monkey. Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? Peer pressure.

what type of cat has green feathers? a green-feathered cat.

How do you get a cow off a swing? Hit it with an axe.

What did the fish say when he ran into a cement wall? ....Nothing fish don't run What did the fish say when he swam into a cement wall? ...Damn

What did the penguin say to the polar bear? Nothing, penguins haven't evolved a complex form of language.

"bus driver pressed the horn at my mum and she stuck a finger up at him " Not the first time she's got the horn and shoved a finger up

why did the mans alarm clock go off at six am? he has a high paid job he doesnt want to let down.

knock knock who's there ... 'Opens the door slowly SUPRISE BUTT SEX!

Whats the difference of how a hot blonde and an ugly red head got in to the same collage with a sex addicted dean? Nothing they were both very smart inteligent women with respectables GPA

Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? Because she was a woman.

whats hard long and you put it in your mouth everyday a toothbrush

What did the penguin say to the peacock? Die, you homosexual!

Roses are niggas Violets are niggas I'm lil Wayne niggas rhymes with niggas

The last person on Earth is sitting home alone when suddenly there is a knock at the door. Knock knock Who's there? silence Damn this joke got creepy...

Hey I Just Met You And This Is Crazy But I Am Pregnant And It's Yhur Baby ~GotDemChoozen

Tried to type an ascii of a penis, failed

How do mummies keep there secrets wrapped up? They are dead.

What do your friends have in common with a tree? They both fall down when you hit them multiple time with an axe

Knock knock? Who's there? Not Schrodinger's cat, or is it?

Knock knock It's open, come in

Roses are red Violets are blue I have Alzheimer's And add extra pepperoni

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