Why did little john fall off his bike? Somebody threw microwave oven at him.

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The WPGA tour

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What's black and white and red all over? The color spectrum. Along with other colors.

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Q-what did lady gaga say to the retard when he asked why he's so stupid? A- Cuz baby u were born this way

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What do you call a person with 4 arms? A normal person. (fore arms) (meant to be audible)

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Whats SxB-Tin+Shack+b= SB FUCKING B

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A blind man walk in to a bar... He then yells a 4 letter explative, backs up, and walks around it.

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Whats the difference between a pizza and your opinion? I asked for the pizza

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Knock Knock Who's there? Your best friend, and I'll always be there for you.

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What do you call a man who interru- SHUT UP!

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Write Your Own Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side Enter the following: Which is bigger the moon or the elephant? Your Answer: The elephant [] I have read and agree to the Terms of Service ((((Submit)))) [1 error prohibited this post from being saved] ---There were problems with the following field -> Wrong answer

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Knock Knock No one's home Okay, I'll come back later.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Who cares, it's a chicken.

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Why did the blonde cross the road? To get to the Public University where she worked as a Ph.D associate professor of linguistics.

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A man walks into a bar He goes to drink away the fact that alcoholism is tearing his family apart and that he lost custody of his three-year-old son that same day

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What's the difference between a sack of dead babies and my cousins? Nothing.

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asking someone to check ur broken wing mirror to fall into that persons arms by accident is not a good idea

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What do you call a black man with no arms? Trustworthy.

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Why can't black people be in a talent show? Because they'll steal the show.

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People shouldnt make fun of holocaust jokes..my grandpa died cause of it! he fell off the gaurd tower

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Whats black on top and white on bottom? R a p e.

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Ask me if I'm a tree. "Are you a tree?" No.

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Why is The stop sign bent? Because a ambulance full of sick kids hit it.

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What's worse than dying of boredom? ...Being stabbed.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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