- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

We've just released huge update to the iOS app! Now, access all your favorite text and photo sites like Anti-Joke, DIYLOL! A few things didn't make the original cut (like comments) but they'll be back soon. Best of all, the app is now FREE! Get it here.

NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK! Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

Want more? You might be interested in...

Anti-Joke Chicken

Anti-Joke Triceratops

What did the archangel Michael say to Jesus? "Hello, Jesus."

What does a Jewish woman do to keep her hands soft and her nails long Nothing at all

A blonde walks into a bar. She says ow

Knock knock Who's there? Owl Owl who? Owl Johnson, your neighbor. Oh hi Owl, please come in.

Who told the gorilla he couldn't go to the ballet? The people who were in charge of making that decision.

Roses are Red Violets are Blue I have a gun Get in the van

why did the movie get bad reviews? it was a bad movie

How many Ethiopians can you fit in a car? Five in your standard sedan

Jerry Sandusky and two other men are on a cruise ship, when it suddenly starts to sink. The first man says, "save the children!" The second man says, "screw the children!" Jerry Sandusky drowned.

what's black and white and red all over? nothing... it's red

I don't often drink beer, but when I do, I make the poor decision to attempt to drive while intoxicated, kill a pedestrian, and end up in jail with a hangover, a DUI, and an account of vehicular homicide. Don't drink and drive simultaneously.

Q. What is the difference between a bird and a fly? A. A bird can fly, but a fly can't.

What did Little Johny get for Christmas?

whats worse than drinking bad milk? tea bagging a bear trap

A blind man walks into a book store. He asks if they have any books in Braille. The employee says "Yes! Many you haven't even seen before!"

Why did the black man walk into the white house? Cause he lives there because he is our president

What's Kanye West's main goal in life? To dash the hopes and dreams of Taylor Swift on national television.

Whats better then a guard llama two Guard llamas

Why was the little girl crying? Because she was hanging upside down from an oak tree.

What did the little boy get from his parents on Christmas? Nothing. His parents died 2 nights before in a tragic car crash.

You were born.

what do you call a white and black girl 69? ying yang

Roses are red violets are blue this poem is stupid.

Anti Joke

Our Updated iOS App!

The Anti Joke Book

MOAR??