A Great White Shark eats a baby seal's mother. Great White Sharks don't feel remorse.

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I thought about taking a nice warm shower, but then I realized that the power was out and it would probably be a cold shower.

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Why did Johnny play piano with one hand? Because he lost his other one in a mining accident when he was 10. Johnny lives in rural Perú so he had to support his 6 younger brothers and sisters by working in a child factory.

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roses are red leather is black when god made you he was smoking crack

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A drunk walks out of a bar gets in his car and proceeds to drive home the driver passed out at the wheel swerved in the wrong lane and smashed the car of the Jefferson family a young family of 4, the Jefferson family's car exploded into flames while the drunk sat back laughed and rubbed the wound on his head

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What did God say to the priest while he was masturbating.... ... God doesn't exist.

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Why did the little boy want to sleep with his parents in their bed on the only night in weeks they'd planned to have sex? His bedroom was on fire.

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A man goes to the pound to adopt a dog and sees a very shaggy dog and says "WOW! Thats a shaggy dog I'll take it!" So the man takes home his new dog and decides to enter the dog in the towns anual shaggy dog contest. and wins. After winning the town shaggy dog contest he moves up to the county shaggy dog contest. theres no competition. Now the man and his dog enter into the state shaggy dog contest, the states shaggiest dogs are all competing. the man wins. Finally the man and his dog are in the prestigious national shaggy dog contest. The judge walks up to the man and says "your dog isn't very shaggy"

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Q. What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the car. A. Get in the car.

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What's funnier than 1 dead baby? Anything

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Roses are red Violets are blue Ebola is present And so are u

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Two muffins are sitting on a counter. One muffin says to the other "hello." The other muffin says "Oh my god a talking muffin!"

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Yo mommas so fat that when she walked into the ocean all the whales were far away. However, if the whales did happen to be closer to your mom it would be highly improbable that they would sing.

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What do you call a girl with ADD and too much free time? Me

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Jesus hates you this I know, because Buddha told me soo.

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I like my babies how I like my chips. Chopped up and in a bag.

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Knock Knock! Who's there? The doctor. You have aids.

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what did the farmer say when he lost his tractor. wheres my tractor

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knock knock!? . . No.

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How are friends and trees alike? They fall down when you hit them with an ax.

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If you spill milk Don't cry over it..... Clean it up.

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Why did the bear fall down? I shot it. Why did the second bear fall down? It tripped over the first one.

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Why did the bus drop his icecream? He was hit by a boy

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Last Christmas I gave you my heart But the very next day Your body rejected it and you went into cardiac arrest, we both died

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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