- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a fat priest? Obese

Roses are red, Violets are blue, That's okay, I'm not colourblind.

What's green, [ THIS BIG ] and flies around the room... A remote controlled gherkin!

Did you know there was a black man in my family tree? He married my aunt.

if u read this u r bent A. Now your bent

What do you call a mexican man with a rubber toe? Ruberto.

I am so good at sleeping, I can do it with my eyes closed.

What do u call a dumb Asian. An american

Q: What do you call a man with a spade in his head? A: An ambulance.

A Jew, a Catholic, and an Aeithiest walk into a bar. The bartender look at them and says "Is this some kind of a joke?".

How do you know when it's hot outside? When you walk oside and it's hot.

a murderer sees a young child left alone at a park... he promptly finds the childs mother and returns her to her home.

There were two planes to take off.. One did, the other not at all..

What is the black stuff between elephants toes? Slow natives

Do you have to be so, you know... Open about what we are gonna do and stuff? I mean I know some people here, and you are a married man and you know.

Whats the difference........ Between a duck?

What's green and brown, and if it fell out of a tree on you it would kill you? A billiard table?

why did the black man sit in the back of the bus? becouse all the seat where taken in the front

Solvemedia fun: It says happy trails, a good one. Then it says Your answer below. ANSWER TO WHAT? To happy trails? Is that even a question? Is this world gonna explode? Is Santa real? Will Jesus ever return? I This and much more in the next exciting episode of Dragon NutZ SEE!

What do you call a cat without a face ? - Kitty !

What happens if you type "Michael Jackson" divided by "Friends" on a calculator? DIVIDE BY 0 ERROR.

Why did the 15 year old commit suicide? Because his parents and 3 sisters died in a car accident and he went to live with his uncle, who constantly raped him.

Why did the guy go to the strip club? To look at naked people.

why did the couple sell their house? their children were all raped and then murdered in it and they cant stand the memories

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