what do a pizza and a jew have in common? they both burn in an oven

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What did the suspicious Hunchback say? I've got a hunch.

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Why was the Mexican man in the rich man's garden? Because he enjoys flowers.

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Why are all black people fast? They aren't its a stereotype.

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How many cops does it take to screw in a lightbulb? None, they just beat the night since its black

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What did the wife say to the husband? I'm a man.

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Two muffins are sitting in an oven. The first one says "Boy, it sure is hot in here." The second one says "Holly shit! A talking muffin!" As muffins generally don't talk.

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Why did the cat cross the road? he wanted to be a docter.

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what's more fun then stapling a dead baby to a fence? ripping it off

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Your momma's so fat, she died on the operating table during her bypass surgery.

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im not food

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Did you hear about the three black guys who got run over by a car? No? Neither did Ray Charles!

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What did Buzz say to Woody? A lot. There were 3 movies.

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Two colleague janitors sit next to each other in the coffee room, one says to the other: About yesterday... I checked three times and it looks pretty normal. Sorry... I wasn't around to hear the question the other posed the day before, but I heard it's supposed to be pretty funny with this answer. So... Less is better then none, right?

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What is the worst place to be in race if you're racing with me Behind me

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Knock Knock Who's There? A rapist

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what did the black guy say to the white guy? black guy: hello how are you doing white guy: good i guess.... just heard they shut down KFC black guy: that sucks

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What's worse than knowing you have Hepititis C? Not knowing.

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Many people believe that dogs are mammals. They're right

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Why did the girl fall off the swings? -because she had no arms

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Why do Asian men love noodles? Noodles are delicious!

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NO! I'm putting it in my front room, you sick bastard!

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How do you confuse a blond? Nordic mytholigi. That is, if shes american

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What's worse then spilling milk? Instantaneous Human Combustion

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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