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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q. What did the fat man say when he ate a salad? A. Yum.

A black man walks into a KFC. He buys a bucket of chicken, then distributes it to several homeless men he supports off of his meager income because he knows their situations are much worse than his.

im @ work, LOL.

What does the kitty say to his owner? you've CAT to KITTEN right MEOW

It is wrong to strip a homeless man of his clothes and chew his face off. Note to self: Explain this to someone before they have taken bath salts.

What is black and white and red all over? Interracial sex partners with smallpox.

Shah I'm being chased by a man riding instead a pig in a caravan smoking Apparently I'm a man riding on a pig in a caravan smoking

Why did Sarah fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock knock -Who's there Not Sarah

Why did the kid drop his ice cream? Because he was laughing so hard at the man who farted and burped at the same time.

Whats the difference between a Corvette and a dead bag of babies. -there's not a Corvette in my garage

Knock knock Who's there? Mike Mike who? Mike Davis from across the street. Come in.

Q: What do you call a vacuum that doesn't suck stuff up? A: A broken vacuum.

What's harder than nailing a dead baby on a tree? My dick while doing it.

Roses are red Violets are blue Sugar is sweet And so are you But the roses have wiltered The violets are dead The sugar bowl is empty And so is your head

How can a hobo become rich? It can't. It died from food poisoning from eating food out of the trash.

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Why did the nun cry? 12 babies were killed under her care.

Girl fight: Teachers take them to dq Boy fight: Lunch and recess in the library.

Whats worse than finding a worm in a apple? Getting raped by a skorpian

Roses are red Violets are blue Thats what they tell me because I'm blind

Knock-Knock. Who's there? Boo. Boo who? Why are u crying?

A priest and a rabbi attempt to take a whale to a bar. But due to the enormous size and the need for water, the whale couldnt come.

what is brown and sticky? a stick.

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