- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did Jesus say when he was nailed to the cross? Please, not the nails.

Q: What say one therapist to a friend? A: I'm the rapist

Why did the kid lose his mom? She was shot.

A dog walks into a bar and orders a pint of beer The barman replies : Woof Woof

Why did the black basketball team beat the white basketball team? They practiced more

Why was the black man fired from his job? Because the company was beginning to lose sales which then resulted in job cuts.

Yo Mama so ugly I don't know how she found your dad.

Knock knock Who's there The military, your son died last night.

Predators face looks like what? Pussy.

A class of kids were bouncing basketballs in class and a woman teacher comes in and says,"No balls in the classroom please." All the boys leave the class.

"Knock Knock" "Who's There" "The Police" "The Police Who" "Ma'am your son just died in a car accident"

What's the difference between a red shirt and a blue shirt? one is red and one is blue

Laughter and joy... You are really sweet you know.. Excuuuse me princess! But Like Mickey Mouse never changed... From a Potato peeler to some fuckup private detective in a trenchcoat. So tell me, what character did Walt Disney draw before Mickey Mouse?

Why did the cat eat his food? Because he was hungry.

What's worse than a bruise in your knee? A bruise in your other knee. And what is worse than that? The Holocaust. And what is worse than that? A second Holocaust, much bigger, with much more casualties.

Why did the plane crash? Because its pilot was a loaf of bread

What's the difference between a rhinoceros? I DIDN'T MURDER MY BROTHER OKAY!!!!!

Why didn't the dog come to his master when it was called? It didn't have any legs.

How big does your mouth have to be to eat a baby? How would i know, i'm not a canible.

The duck didn't cross the road.

A man falls off a building and dies on Impact

Knock Knock Who's there? re-posession officers

What's the opposite of a joke? An Anti-Joke.

once i was a dog and u were a flower........... i raised my leg and gave u a shower :)

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