Why can't a T-rex clap its hands? It's extinct.

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Two guys walk into a bar.... OUCH

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A man went skydiving and tragically died.

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So a priest and a rabbi walk into a bar. They order some wine and have an enjoyable evening.

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What does it take to shit in a shower?? To choke on a whambar and be 90 kgs!

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One day, 2 people were gonna fight after school and then the final bell rung. Everyone gathered in the bathroom to watch the fight. The challenger asks the opponent, "Hey whats that one thing you say when you let the other person win?" then the opponent says, "I give up?" The opponent yells, "I win!"

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A blonde, a brunette, and a redhead walk into a bar. They order a few drinks, chat, and walk out.

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Why did the friendly not play outside? Because they were dead. Just like your dreams.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he was walking.

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A: Doctor doctor help me! B: Sorry, I'm not actually a doctor, stop calling me that!

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"Roll back into the kitchen and imagine me a sandwich!" yelled the abusive husband to his paraplegic wife.

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PS3 has the exerrent technorogy and finersse to make excerrent gaming such as... ...ITS RIDGE RACER! RIIIIIIIIIDGE RACEEEEEEEEEEEER!

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How did the Jew survive the Holocaust? Trick question he didn't

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what's black and hangs from a tree in my garden? a blackberry

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Why did the man go to Cantabria, Spain? Because he liked potatoes... jk

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What did the elephant say to the other elephant? Nothing. -Albert Einstein... LOL JOKES my name is PJ.

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A bald man walks out a bar crying Prostate cancer

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Why did the boy fall off his bike? Because someone threw a fridge at him

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Hush, little baby, don't say a word, Mama's going to buy you a mockingbird. If that mockingbird won't sing, Mama's going to buy you a another mockingbird.

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How do you find the richest person in Mexico? You get the census of income per citizen and see who is at the top.

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what happened when the boy jumped? he landed

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A man was driving down the road and was swerving, a cop stops him and asks him to walk in a straight line, believing him to be drunk. The man replies "I can't, I've been blind since I was a child."

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the awkward moment when your mom wakes you up and you realize she died six years ago

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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