- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Knock knock. Who's there? John. Oh, OK I'll be there in a sec. opens door Did you bring the blender and the baking tray? Oh no I forgot I'll run back and get them.

What happened when Suzy fell off the swing? She hurt herself.

A man walked into a pole barn oh wait I meant a pole bar so it actually hurt.

What did the priest say to the young boy? Hi.

knock knock who's there jehovas witness... ...I allow them into my house for a cup of tea and a chat as I respect their religion

roses are red vilots are blue in soviot russa poem read you.

Why did the chicken cross the road? This website is terrible. Are you servers from 1990? I hope you all get cancer.

Why did the scarecrow get promoted? He was outstanding in his field

How do you get a one-armed Polak out of a tree? Get him a ladder and help him down.

Obama stumbles upon a KKK meeting. All the klansmen shake his hand and respect him because he is the President.

Chuck Norris was dropped twice when he was a baby, once on concrete and once on hardwood

What's the difference between a box of dead babies and a Lamborghini? I don't have a Lamborghini in my garage.

Why did Justin Bieber cross the road? Because the chicken chose him as a decoy.

Q: Why were minorities denied access to the bathroom? A: It was for employees only.

-What's the difference between Michael Phelps and Hitler? Michael Phelps can finish a race.

What did the guy say when he died? nothing, he was dead

What's worse than Christmas alone? Pedophiles.

What came first, the chicken or the egg? This is a psychological question which the egg came from the chicken, but the chicken also came from an egg, so the world may never know exactly.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I'm drunk, I want Taco Bell.

Santa Claus, the Easter Bunny, and a Lepricon were driving 100 MPH towards a brick wall and crash into it. Who survived? No one, they all died due to the rate of velocity that the car was traveling at.

But there's a sound Dumbledore knows... What does the Fawkes say?

-Why was little Johnny sad? >Why? -Because he had a frog stapled to his forehead.

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Knock knock. Who's there? John. Oh, OK I'll be there in a sec. *opens door* Did you bring the blender and the baking tray? Oh no I forgot I'll run back and get them.