Why are there so many little girls falling off swing jokes? Because you tuch youself at night.

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And then Jesus turned the water into wine. Some did not approve of this miracle "masta, whut is da reezon you did aint make this into tha coolaid? Bible files: Directors cut.

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What did the muffin, say to the other muffin? Nothing. Because muffin's are inanimate objects, therefore incapable of speech, or any other sentient action. They baked quietly until the man who was baking them came to the conclusion they were fit for consumption, devoured them, and went on with his day.

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Why was the Jewish man celebrating cinco de mayo? Because he likes other cultures and Mexican food Except pork

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Your legs are more open than my back door! Which is closed.

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I stabbed a person. No seriously, I just stabbed them. There's no punchline. Just Just Stab wounds.

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Why wasn't Kevin Love able to draw a perfect circle. Because, he just wasn't able to get the job done

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Sticks and stones may break my bones, but words are merely the smallest element of language capable of containing meaning and isolation and, as such could never directly produce the 4,000 Newtons of force per square centimetre required to break bones.

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what is the coolest thing in the world? hashtag swagbag yolo

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To run away from the slaughter house.

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What did the man before he was executed? Nothing. He was already executed before he said something.

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There was an english man, and irishman and an pakistani sitting in a bar. What a wonderful example of racial & cultural differences bing put to one side while they are socialising in a friendly environment.

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what word starts with the letter N and ends with the letter R that you never wanna call a black person? Neighbor

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A black man walks into a store with a ski mask on... what does he do?? he buys skiis.

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Why is 6 afraid of 7 ? : Because 7 8 9

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my friend said this website was funny, you know what i said?.... its really not!

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What happens when you shoot someone? They die.

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Roses are red violets are blue I want to F%$# you with a rake

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why was smokey bear sad? he got cancer from smokeing

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Knock knock. Who's there? Your bipolar aunt so don't ask again.

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Q. What do you call a retarted guy? A. Whatever his name happens to be

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Hey i just met you and this is crazy but your adopted banana

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Why did the chicken cross the road? he has an iq of 5 like all chickens

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"Have you heard the one about the trannie?" "No, what is it?" "Wow, that's offensive." -Juanita

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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