- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you save stop your soulmate from dying of cancer? Shoot them on the head.

So a man walks into a bar with a monkey. I forgot the rest of this joke, but your mom is a whore.

At first I was at the party and I was like YOLO!! But then I got pregnant and was like yolo....

What do you do when a dog chews your pen? Use a pencile instead.

Whats round and bouncy? A bouncy ball

How did the black person die? Of old age

One day a young gentleman was walking down the street. He sees a wounded dog laying there on the sidewalk. He goes to tend to the wounded animal. It bites his hand. He rushes to the hospital and tests positive for rabies. The man has to be vaccinated and the dog terminated.

G:nock nock B:come in!

A:Knock Knock B:It's open

Why do asians get good grades? Because they study very hard and want to achieve success so they can provide for their families.

Q:If quizes are, "guizicles," then what are tests? A:Who calls quizes, "quizicles?"

why did the white guy go to a black mans yard sale? to get his stuff back

You can lead a fool to wisdom, but you can't make him think.

What's white and sticky? A marshmellow.

What do you call a black man with mishap-in head scares on the left side of his face and a 3rd degree burns on the right side? a very unfortunate guy.

What did the black guy say to the slave driver. Nothing, slavery no longer exists.

Whats worse than getting a B+ in Biology? Getting raped by a scorpion.

If you rewind Gozilla, it's about a giant lizard that helps rebuild a burnig city, and then goes back into the ocean again...

What did the chilean miner say to the other Chilean miner? I wish we could get out of here.

Whats more fun than swinging a baby around on a clothesline at 200 miles per hour ? Stopping it with a shovel

Knock Knock Who's there? Police officer Police officer who? Police officer your whole family died in a car wreck last night.

What is the name of the car? What

What's fourteen inches long and purple and can make a woman scream all night? crib death

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