- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How many blondes does it take to change a lightbulb? several.

Quarters look shiny, Brass beats Copper, Dish is better, So enjoy the hopper. DIrect TV, is forever alone. Kinda like you, when your on your phone!

What do you call cheese that isn't yours? Not your cheese.

roses are blue violets are red... i have to use the bathroom

If chuck Norris is so awesome how come he's not at my house slamming my face into the keybodhdtegdudgegdtdjaowpqhwvsmx vxbdnsksksh

Your momma's so stupid she stuck a power cable up her ass. Shortly after she died

How do you tell when your dog is dead? I don't know. I never had a dog and my parents beat me.

What has four legs and rocks? Your baby kitten that just got stoned to death.

What is the difference between a Ferrari and a bag of dead babies? I don't have a Ferrari in my garage.

whats worse than getting eaten by a bear a bear getting eaten by a squirrel who ate you too.

Whats worse than 20 dead babies in a garbage can? A: The smell

So a train conductor is going at 70 mph to to a destination 50 miles away. He goes over 3 hills, one at 20 mph, the other 42 mph, and the last at 63 mph. he crosses 2 bridges at 47 mph each. What did the train conductors mom eat for dinner that night Nothing she had cancer and died.

How did Bill Framex die? He didn't because he isn't real.

What's black on top and white on the bottom? Half an oreo

Why did the man cross the road? Because he couldn't get his dick out of the chicken

Q: What do you get when you cross a chimpanzee and a zebra. A: A crossover between a chimpanzee and a zebra, mixed together.

Why did the kid want to do his science test? He didnt, who would want to do a science test...

What did the farmer say to the chicken? Nothing, the farmer was arrested for having sex with a chicken.

Why is Tommy dead? Because he died.

Ben: do you want to hear a joke. jack: yh go on then, i bet its funny. Ben: Your future.

How many policemen does it take to change a lightbulb? None, they just beat up the room for being black

How do you kill a black person? Make them skydive 10,000 feet in the air without a parachute

A black guy and a jew walk into a country club, within minutes, they are told to leave and never come back in order to avoid being contaminated by the radioactive waste left by a landfill company cutting corners in safety regulations

Why was the black family eating at K.F.C? The food there is really good and they had a discount on the family bucket.

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