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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How many policemen does it take to change a lightbulb? None, they just beat up the room for being black

Why is Tommy dead? Because he died.

What did the black kid down the road get for Christmas? Your Bike.

How many candles did Johnny blow out on his birthday cake? The same number of candles which corresponds to his age.

A pirate walks into a bar. The bartender says, "Hey, did you know you have a steering wheel down your pants?" The pirate replies, "Arrrgh, there's been a horrible nautical accident. Please call an ambulance immediately."

What did Santa say to his elf? Nothing. Santa isn't real. Elves aren't either for that matter.

What color is an orange chicken? Fried rice

your mama's so ugly, she suffers from chronic deppression.

How many people are in the world? More than one. -David Papile

A dyslexic man walks into a bar. He orders a drink successfully, pays, and leaves. Three weeks later he dies tragically.

Two fish in a tank one said "How do you drive this thing?"

Q. Why did the chicken cross the road? A. Does it really matter?

what would you watch during a scary movie? anything you want.

What did Tom see after taking a much need long nap? The ceiling.

Q: what did the old man do to the little boy in his dark cellar while babysitting on a stormy night? A: told him to hold a flashlight because the power went out and he needed to find his electric generator.

What did the pregnant teen get for Christmas? A miscarriage

What did the kid tell his father? Go away, I'm watching elmo!

What did the kitty say when it's owner called him over? Nothing. It's owner killed him.

What is the difference between a group of magicians and a cheerleading squad? One has a cunning array of stunts.

What did the cannibal do after he dumped his girlfriend........... Wiped his ass

How many moose does it take to screw in a light bulb? None, it is biologically and theoretically impossible for a moose to climb a ladder and screw in a light bulb.

Why was the penguin popular? He cuts himself.

What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the car? Robin, get in the car.

Q: What's worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm? A: Reading re-posts of classic anti jokes posted by lonely teenagers.

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