- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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i am blue you are red ive got a face look at it look at it i say

knock knock who's there aids aids who ... dumb ass

Ask me if I'm a toaster Are you a toaster? No, I'm a tree.

the fat lady said that it runs in the family im pretty sure nothing RUNS in her family

What did the dinosaur say to the koala? Nothing because the dinosaur is extinct and both of which cannot talk.

Yo mama so ugly, she has to work harder than most women to attract men.

What came first the egg or the hen? your mother did, when I had sex with her last night.

Roses are red and so is venus now kneel down and suck my penis:)

roses are red violets are blue im much younger than i look;)

A casual web surfer logs onto a website and reads half a joke.

How many electricians does it take to fix a light bulb? One

why did the T-Rex eat the other dinosaur? Because it is a carnivorous animal.

What walks on four in the morning, three at noon, and two at night? A baby with leprosy.

Roses are red Violets are blue I have herpes You should probably get yourself checked.

what's the difference between rice and an asian? one is a food.

Why did the boy drop his ice cream? I shot him in the face.

3 out of 5 smokers die And apparently the other 2 become immortal

A horse walks into a bar. The barman says 'who the f*ck let a horse in here, get it out now'.

What do you call a dead baby who died by getting ran over by a car? Jimmy

Nancy Kerrigan walks into a club

P1: knock knock P2: go away!!!

Why did Stephen Hawking ask for pizza? Because he was hungry.

A blonde walks into an electrics shop and asks to buy a television set. The shop-owner explains that she is signalling a microwave and is concerned for her mental wellbeing.

The kid was riding a honda xr70r. He got hit by a non moving object and died.

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