How come anti jokes r funny

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What is worse then dying of testicular cancer? Living of testicular cancer and having one amputated?

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Why did the little girl only walk half way across the street She fell into a man hole and died

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How do you kill somebody? A: I don't know, I'm not a murderer.

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When life gives you melons, your probably dyslexic.

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What is the street value of Amy Winehouse's ashes? Nothing. They are ashes, not drugs.

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What happens when you give a Parrot a pack of cigarettes? Animal Rights Activists get upset and condemn your actions.

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A couple picks up a hitch-hiker with an ax on the side of the road. The hitch-hiker says "Thank you for the ride."

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Who is buried in Grant's Tomb? DeShawn

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What happens when you run over a black man? It is most likely that he is killed.

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Q: 1 out of every 44 presidents can dunk, who is it? A: How the hell am i suppost to know

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Where can you find a tetraplegic? Where you left him.

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How long does it take jimmy hoffa to screw in a light bulb? A: Jimmy Hoffa is dead and incapable of screwing in a light bulb, however if you change the tense of the question to "how long WOULD Jimmy Hoffa HAVE TAKEN to screw in a light bulb" then the approximate answer would be around 1 1/2 minutes if Mr Hoffa had proper dexterity an motor control that was comparable to the average human.

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What is the difference between a Ferrari and 1,000 babies? I don't have a Ferrari in my garage.

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Yo momma is so stupid that she walked off a cliff.

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Wanna hear a hot headed retard? call and listen carefully 6196342668

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A blonde, a brunette, and a redhead walk into a bar. They order a few drinks, chat, and walk out.

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Q. Which famous celebrity has had the most children over the last 10 years? A. Michael Jackson

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Why was 7 afraid of 6? It saw what 6 and 9 do when they're together.

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An Irishman walks out of a bar.

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What's more boring than watching grass grow? Watching grass not grow.

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a black guy walks into a bar with a parrot on his shoulder. the bartender says thats cool where did you get it ....... the parrot says africa

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Why didn't the boy finish the race? He was handicapped

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what's the difference between a chicken and a grape? They're both purple........ except for the chicken

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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