Why was 6 afraid of 7? When 6 was younger, he was made fun of by all the bigger numbers. Everyday after school he would go home and wonder why he was made fun of. Was it his looks? How tall he was? The pain and suffering never stopped. He thought of suicide every day he got home from school. One day his mom got home from work and found 6 bleeding in the shower. She thought he was dead. She hurried him to the hospital where he was barely kept alive. After months of recovery, he started going back to school. The bullying never stopped, they started calling him a loser who should have died. He got older and depressed as a teenager. He got ahold of alcohol and began drinking. He went to meetings and got over his addiction. 10 years later he meets up with 7. It takes him back to his horrible childhood with the big numbers. Every time 6 sees 7, he gets reminded of everything. 7 had also murdered someone in front of 6.

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What do you call a black man at school the janitor

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why did the black man sit in the back of the bus? becouse all the seat where taken in the front

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What's green and brown, and if it fell out of a tree on you it would kill you? A billiard table?

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A Jew, a Catholic, and an Aeithiest walk into a bar. The bartender look at them and says "Is this some kind of a joke?".

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What happens if you type "Michael Jackson" divided by "Friends" on a calculator? DIVIDE BY 0 ERROR.

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Do you have to be so, you know... Open about what we are gonna do and stuff? I mean I know some people here, and you are a married man and you know.

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a murderer sees a young child left alone at a park... he promptly finds the childs mother and returns her to her home.

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What do you call a cat without a face ? - Kitty !

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There were two planes to take off.. One did, the other not at all..

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Solvemedia fun: It says happy trails, a good one. Then it says Your answer below. ANSWER TO WHAT? To happy trails? Is that even a question? Is this world gonna explode? Is Santa real? Will Jesus ever return? I This and much more in the next exciting episode of Dragon NutZ SEE!

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Why did the guy go to the strip club? To look at naked people.

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What do u call a dumb Asian. An american

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What is the black stuff between elephants toes? Slow natives

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Q: What do you call a man with a spade in his head? A: An ambulance.

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Why did the 15 year old commit suicide? Because his parents and 3 sisters died in a car accident and he went to live with his uncle, who constantly raped him.

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why did the couple sell their house? their children were all raped and then murdered in it and they cant stand the memories

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How do you know when it's hot outside? When you walk oside and it's hot.

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Whats the difference........ Between a duck?

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When would you find a Mexican, Asian, Black and white guy hanging out? Never

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Why can't you fit 100 oranges in a bathtub? Because motorcycles don't have doors

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Whats brown, sweet, and bad for your teeth? A brick.

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There once was a man from Nantucket. He got AIDS and died.

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Why do zebras have stripes? I don't know.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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