Ok so 3 guys walk into a bar... the fourth one ran.

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Weegee weegee weegee weegee weegee weegee weegee weegee weegee weegee weegee

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How did Helen Keller's Parents punished her? The put a doorknob on her door.

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What did one volcano say to the other? Nothing. Volcanoes are inanimate objects that do not possess the ability to speak.

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So, two men walk into a bar. But the midget walks under it.

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As I sat waiting for the doctor to return with my final prognosis, I began contemplating my own mortality. Looking inside myself, one question continued to haunt me: “What’s the X-ray technician going to do when he walks in and sees me messing with the equipment?”

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A horse walks into a bar. The bartender says why the long face? The horse says my mom died from cancer

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Q: Why did the Mexican mother leave her baby in the hot car during summer? A: Because she was irresponsible and forgetful.

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What did Hitler say to the Jewish boy? Nothing, Hitler died many years ago...

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why didn't the unicorn have a horn? It was a horse. Why didn't the horse have a horn? it was not a unicorn.

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Your mom is so fat her daily calorie intake is dangerously above the recommended 2000 per day.

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What's black and white and red all over? A blood-soaked zebra

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why did the kid get home from school early cause he was home from school..

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Joe Paterno walks into a bar...he should've walked into a police station and filed a report.

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A muslim walks into a gun shop

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Man: Excuse me sir, is this where I turn in my library book? Farmer: You must be really lost, this is a farm.

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What do you do when you see a half-dead black man on the floor? Call an ambulance before he bleeds out causing sepsis.

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Why was the women not in the kitchen? Because she was probably doing something else

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How do you beat Princess Diana in a car race? Challenge Princess Diana to a car race.

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Why was the road crossed by the chicken? Because as an animal, incapable of understanding human languages and consequently lacking in education, it was unable to understand the convention of not using the passive voice in English prose writing.

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Knock Knock! Who's there? Reclu. Reclu who? Recluse Spider.

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Do you want to hear a joke, Women's rights

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Jane: The house is supposedly worth $ 6 million Jack: No way! The figure is made up.

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Why did Sally fall off the swing? Beacuse she has no arms or legs. Knock knock. Who's There? Not Sally.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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