- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what did batman say to robin to get him into the car? Get in the car

Why does the Easter Bunny hide his eggs? So nobody finds he's been fucking hens.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to its dying chicks who were just run over.

BOB: Hey look its spiderman Spiderman: IT'S MANSPIDER!!! Punch! Kick! Ouch!

Why did Suzie fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. Knock knock Who's there? Not Suzie Thum thump Who's there Bethany Hamilton

Why did the boy die? He got shot in the face repeatedly.

Why was 7 afraid of 6? It saw what 6 and 9 do when they're together.

Why did the boy fall off his bike? He was mauled by a bear!

Why did the blond paint in the nude? because she couldn't find her clothes, and wanted to express her emotions through art

Why did the boy fail his maths test? He had no eyes due to a vicious bear attack earlier that year so couldn't read the questions or study from books resulting in him not being able to complete the task he was given.

What do you call a seedless pumpkin? A pumpkin.

What's the difference between a black man and a Jew? The sandwich is hidden under the couch, and is non-migratory.

When life gives you carrots, don't make carrot juice, because it's gross.

Yo momma so fat, she's dead.

Chick Norris... Enough said

want to hear a yo mama joke sure Your dad

An African american man fell out of a boat at sea. He swam back to the boat.

whats red and bad for your teeth... A brick.

"I see" said the blind man to the deaf man... On the phone

BF:Roses r red Violets r blue a face like ur's shuld b i n the zoo but dont worry i'll be there but not in the cage but laughing at u. GF:Wanna c a magic trick? POOF ur single

what did the little boy say to his sibling? dat not funny!

So a woman took her drivers test today Since she passed, and tomorrow is her 16th birthday, tomorrow she will have the legal privlage to get her license.

What happened to the boy with no family? He died in a tragic car accident along with his family

what did the tree say when it fell down? Nothing it is humanly impossible for a tree to talk. Especially after it fell down. I mean that would hurt.

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