- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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You might not notice at first, but in this very sentence there is a psychological phrase that is used to hypnotise you. If you read through the first sentence of this paragraph three or four times, you may start to feel the sudden urge to have a drink. This is called the ashvakalym effect.

A blond, burnette, and red head walk into a bar. They sit together and enjoy a few drinks while catching up on eachother's lives.

Whats the difference between an aboriginal and a deer? Nothing, infact they are quite similar, they have no house and smell like wild animals and jaywalk.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side.

What did the pig do when the farmer died? He just stood there cause pigs are stupid.

Why was Osama Bin Laden so hard to find? His hiding place was difficult to come across.

what class did Jimmy get an A in? None, he is dyslexic

Q: why was the man punched in the face? A: I did like him.

A man walks in the a bar Now he has 3 missing teeth

why did the little girl fall off the swing? she was a double amputee.

teacher: who's going to pass english? students: us teacher: not you, i lied about the passing

How do you knock up a Catholic girl? Put your penis into her vagina without wearing a condom.

You're a big fat monkey.

"Ask me if I'm a tree," "Are you a tree?" "No."

So these two girls have a cup .

Why did the little girl walk into the wall? Because she was blind.

"You must defeat Shen Long to stand a chance"

Some parents named their sons: Who, What and Where. Many people were left confused as to the couple's decision, and some remarked that the sons would likely get picked on in their early school years.

Roses are red Violets are blue This font is black You smell like shit

Gullible is not in the dictionary Yes it is

why did the girl fall off the slide? she was pushed, by her dad...

Actual jokes are now obsolete.

Wanna hear a dirty joke? The pig rolled in the mud!

What do a duck and a tricycle have in common? They both have wheels. Except for the duck.

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