How do you make a sandwich out of clay? Shape it like a sandwich

Q. Whats brown and sticky? A. Poo

Why was 95 lb jack able to chug so fast? Because he is a diabetic

HOREY SHIT!! OMFG!! I win? Yeah I think so.. Wait. Why am I talking to myself.. Aww not again.. My doctor warned me about this.. D:

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why did logan cross the road? to get raped by his father again

What's green and gets you high? Marijuana.

Whats the difference between a black guy and Luke Skywalker? Luke met his real father

there once was a cat it was brown? fus-roh-dah

What did the man say when he put his genitals in a blender? Argggghhh!

What do you call a fish with no eyes? A fsh

I'm a psychic. Don't believe me? Think of any number between 1 and 20. Got it? Your number is 17. Please comment if I got it right

Why did the chicken cross the road? To suck my dick

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he was suicidal.

How do you drown a blonde? hold her head down until she stops breathing

What is the best joke ever? 1D

why did the boy drop his bus because he was hit by an ice cream

Whats long, hard, and makes a girl excited? A penis.

Why was Timmy crying when he got home? His family was dead in a pile with a pitchfork going through each of their bodies

What do an eagle and a off-white light bulb have in common? Nothing.

I like my women how I like my ice-cream Out cold.

How do you make a plumber cry? Murder his family.

Knock Knock Who's there? Bob Bob who? Your neighbor

You need to trim these evergreens. Either they are getting low our my van is GROWING!

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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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