If a tree falls on a woman and there is no one around to hear it, chocolate milk.

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Roses are red, Because they can intrinsically change color through natural dyes.

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A hooker walks into a hospital. Only to find out that she has aids.

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why do they sparkle?!?!?!?!

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Q. what do you tell a woman with two black eyes? A. nothing you done told her twice already

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five gay guys stand in a line is it a straight line

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Q. How much Mexicans does it take to change a lightbulb? A. None, they just steal one.

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Q. There were 2 Mexicans in a car, who was driving it? A. The police officer.

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What is white, sticky, and something that gay people and women love? Frosting.

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Why did the feminist complain? that's what they do

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Why the USA support the 'Kony 2012'? For Oil

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what is funnier than one dead baby in a dumpster? There is nothing funny about the homicide of a minor, and the murder should be immediately investigated.

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Girls soccer

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How many Bedouins do you need to change a light bulb? 2, one is changing the bulb and the second is powering the generator.

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-Knock knock! -Who's there? -DEFAX.

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Obama One Big Ass Mistake America

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A priest, a rabbi, and an iman all walk into a bar. The bartender says "What is this, some kind of joke? Muslims don't drink beer."

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Jesus walks on water Chuck Norris swims through land

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whats black and doesnt like politics? a black chair

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How many licks does it take to get to the center of a tootsie pop? A lot.

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Why doesn't a ducks quack echo? Actually, it does, but the echo is imperceptible to human ears.

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why did a girl walk down the alley? because her name was alley!

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Knock Knock. Who's there? I am. I am who? You are you.

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3 black guys walk into a restaurant and they sat down, ate their meals, and even tipped the waitor handsomely then for about 10 minutes they talk and then leave restaurant. Soon after a white guy comes and holds up the place for all it's money then killing three hostages before being taken down by the police.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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