- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the plane crash? Because the pilate was a loaf of bread.

What do you do when you see a black man with half a head? Stop laughing and reload

Q:why did i cross the road A: time to get a watch

Two friends are sitting on a couch watching TV. One friend accidently turned on a pornography channel. The other friend felt awkward and went home.

what did the soccer player say when he missed a penalty? damnit.

Why wouldn't Leena sleep with Ole? Because she thought him to be a dumb, ugly, Scandinavian.

Roses are red, Violets are dead, I climbed through your window, I'm under your bed

A: Rock! B:Paper! C: Siccorz! D: Shoot! D: Jimmy, you alright buddy? I didn't mean for that bullet to hit you man..

Q:What happened when the bear walked into the bar? You cannot answer because you were seriously injured by the bear.

Why did the man open up a umbrella? Because it was raining..

What did Steve Hagen say to Steve Walters? "We have the same first name."

Why did the toilet paper roll? Because it isn't rock!

what do you call 100 muslims on a plane? Passengers

Q. Why were the children sad? A. They'd just been abducted by a dodgy old man in a van.

A hairy monster walks into a bar. It was halloween.

What do you call a black prostetut with braces. A black and decker pecker wrecker

Why did the man feel like he was flying? Because he had just committed suicide by jumping off of a tall building.

What starts with F and ends with UCK? FUCK

Yo momma so fat, she's dead.

hey i just met you, and this is crazy, i have alzheimers, hey i just met you

How many Jehovah's Witnesses does it take to screw in a light bulb? 2. One to firmly hold the ladder and the other to cautiously screw it in. They are volunteering at the local orphanage and it is wrong to make fun of there religion. We are all different in our own special way. ernkso

Why didn't the boy finish the race? He was handicapped

whats better than 7 babies in one trash can 1 baby in 7 trash cans

Why did the blonde jump off the bridge? She was clinically depressed and wanted to end her life

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