- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Knock, Knock Wh- SWAT TEAM GET ON THE F****** GROUND!!!!!!!

The stone said to tree I wanna be car the tree replied you cant be a car. Forever a stone

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Q How is it Going Patty? A:Hi Patrick hows it going?

Roses are red. I f***** a dude. you're a failed abortion. I never loved you.

Ask me if I'm a truck! Are you a truck?! No.

Sally heard a scream in a dark room and went to go see who it was. Knock Knock! Who's there? Not Sally...

How do you make a mime talk? There are many ways. I prefer a baseball bat with a nail through it.

What's the difference between a grape and a duck? They're both purple, apart from the duck.

What kind of people have fat lips? People who have gotten punched in the lip or have suffered a serious lip injury that has caused their lips to swell up.

What's worse than the WNBA? The Cleveland Cavaliers.

A man goes to the doctor and says, "Doctor, it hurts when i poke my leg like this!" The doctor says,"Mm yes, it seems you have taken an arrow to the knee. You'll never walk again."

Whats the difference between a black man and a bucket of shit? The bucket.

Roses are grey. Violets are grey. I am colorblind because Iam a dog.

A man walks into a vagina

What did the heroin addict get for Christmas? Aids from a used needle.

What does the thirsty butcher drink? Chocolate milk. Because he can.

How could Jamie not come out and play? His mum had cancer

Why couldn't the girl find a date to the prom? Because she was really, really ugly.

What do you say to the child with bruises on his arms? Stop hitting yourself.

What has a beard and bombed the World Trade Center? Osama Bin Ladin. No, but seriously he's a terrorist.

How do mummies keep there secrets wrapped up? They are dead.

whats hard long and you put it in your mouth everyday a toothbrush

Roses are yellow, violets are grey, I'm colorblind

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