Knock Knock? Who's There? Sgt Constable Ian. Sgt Constable Ian Who? It's Sgt Constable Ian - I'm here to see you about your alleged rape charges.

Knock Knock Who's there? Sorry, wrong house.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because a black man was chasing his dinner.

You know whats funny? Women's rights

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because the marginal benefit of doing so exceeded the marginal cost.

A man is walking on the beach and notices a shiny brass lamp on the ground. He picks it up, polishes it and then sells it for a reasonable amount of money at a local pawnbroker.

Knock Knock Who's there? Jehovah's Witnesses, can we have a moment of your time?

What was Jenna's favourite ice cream flavour? Keyword; was, she's dead now

What stops a train? A missile

whats the difference between a black baby and a white baby? thier skin tone.

Why did the dinosaurs die out? This is a long and debated subject, and as no one was alive back then and no solid evidence has been found to support any theories we can only wait.

Why was the blonde so stupid? She suffers a severe case of retardation.

Have you heard the one about the Priest, the Pastor, and the Mail Man? -no, how's that go? Oh you haven't? That's too bad, it's really good.

How many licks does it take to got to the Tootsie Roll center of a Tootsie Pop? 357

What did the lactose intolerant boy say when he accidentally drank some milk? Nothing, he went into anaphylactic shock and couldn't breathe.

i get knocked down, but i don't get up again. my leg is broken and therefore makes it extremely difficult for me to stand up on my own.

why did sally fall off a swing she had no arms knock knock who's there not sally

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it got out of its cage, was running away from its owner, and crossing a busy street seemed like the most effective way to gain freedom.

What is the difference between Acenaphthoquinone and Acetoguanamine? I don't know...

Why couldn't the old man see? He was deaf

Why was the man sad His got raped

What did the 12 year old boy get for Christmas? Herpes

what is behind your butt? DEEZ NUTS

Hey what did you do on The weekend??? I got hit by a bus!

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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