- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's red and funny? The holocaust

Why did the man eat a human heart? Because he was part of a dangerous, religious cult.

Q:Whats the difference between an Irish wedding and an Irish funeral? A:One less drunk

why do muslims always turn to their left? Because they don't have their rights.

What the person say to the other Person? Hi.

Why did the little hamster die? Because it had a careless owner who never paid any attention to it. therefor it passed away.

What did Tiger Woods do when he saw a woman taking her shirt off? He looked the other way so he could make his birdie putt

Why is Obama Care a lie? Cuz he doesn't care!

Is this the Krusty Krab? Yes...? No, you're still Patrick!

I'm a Banker. A woman asked if I could check her balance... So I pushed her off a cliff.

What color was the black guy's skin? Brown

roses are grey violets are grey either i am a dog or i am color blind i cant tell im deaf go die in a hole

whats red and bad for your teeth? a brick.

what did the captcha response say to the man? ofdorno which.

What do you call a woman that is on her period? -A girl that is expirencing a difficult to control flow of blood through the clitorus.

Three men walk into a bar, one ducks and two fall down. What happened? They walked into a metal bar, like a sideways flagpole!

Why could a fat man not do a barrel roll? He has already to many rolls.

When life gives you ponies... get a new life!

What's long and hard and full of semen? An erect penis at the climax of an orgasm.

How does a t-rex eat spaghetti? He didn't he ate a velocaraptor instead.

Girl you must be Jamaican...because you're black and annoying.

What happens when a girl sticks her head in a birthday cake? She gets a toothpick stuck in her eyebrow. Trust me..I know.

what comes in a can ? Beans Where do beans come from ? Cans

your friend is so gay that he cuts of dicks as his part time job. and enjoys it.

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