Men

what did the man say to the other man he bumped into? sorry. and they never saw eachother again

Me: Hey frank, wanna die? Frank: No, why? Me: (Kills Frank) Frank: Dude why did you kill Frank?

what is blue and smells like fish? blue fish ;)

Why does tundes food suck? Because he is from Africa and the cuisine is different

Where did Susie go during the bombing? Everywhere

why should you not go to sleep in public? Because that's how you get raped.

What's bigger than a moose? An even bigger moose.

he took my chicken i shoot him in the foot and raped his dog

Your mamma used to be fat till Slim Fast came out with dick flavor!

Why is the melon having a wedding? Because it cantaloupe.

A man walks into a bar and says "Ouch"

Q: Why did the baby cry when it came out of the moms stomach? A: The doctor dropped it!

A Jew finally tipped He was in a canoe

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he was an animal with a small brain and could not comprehend the situation.

If David has 40 chocolate bars and eats 35 what does David have now? Diabetes, David has diabetes.

What can kill you when it falls out of a tree? Anything of a considerable weight actually.

How can you tell if a man has an erection? His penis is no longer flaccid

What did the pirate say to the ninja? I have aids.

Why didnt santa leave presents under the tree? Because santa doesnt exist.

a father listens to his son while he was on the computer. he heard "BABBY BABBY OHHHHH" and busted in He was releaved to find him masterbating to porn because he thought it was Justin Beiber

Why do people make fun of Laquesha? Because she's white.

Why can't the orphan play baseball? He can't find home.

Who gave Miley Cyrus her new haircut? Hellen Keller

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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