- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call someone who is bad at hand eye co-ordination? Dispraxic

Gentlemen, when she says no, she always means yes. Unless, of course, your rhetoric is of a sexual nature.

Why is Tommy dead? Because he died.

A black guy and a jew walk into a country club, within minutes, they are told to leave and never come back in order to avoid being contaminated by the radioactive waste left by a landfill company cutting corners in safety regulations

What's worse than eating half a worm? Eating somebody's brain.

Ben: do you want to hear a joke. jack: yh go on then, i bet its funny. Ben: Your future.

How do you kill a black person? Make them skydive 10,000 feet in the air without a parachute

How many candles did Johnny blow out on his birthday cake? The same number of candles which corresponds to his age.

What did the pregnant teen get for Christmas? A miscarriage

A dyslexic man walks into a bar. He orders a drink successfully, pays, and leaves. Three weeks later he dies tragically.

What did the kid tell his father? Go away, I'm watching elmo!

What did Tom see after taking a much need long nap? The ceiling.

Q: what did the old man do to the little boy in his dark cellar while babysitting on a stormy night? A: told him to hold a flashlight because the power went out and he needed to find his electric generator.

What did the kitty say when it's owner called him over? Nothing. It's owner killed him.

Two fish in a tank one said "How do you drive this thing?"

How many people are in the world? More than one. -David Papile

Why was the penguin popular? He cuts himself.

what would you watch during a scary movie? anything you want.

What color is an orange chicken? Fried rice

Why does a man have a closet full of fruits? Because he has a mental illness and there is nothing to laugh about.

What did the cannibal do after he dumped his girlfriend........... Wiped his ass

your mama's so ugly, she suffers from chronic deppression.

Q. Why did the chicken cross the road? A. Does it really matter?

A pirate walks into a bar. The bartender says, "Hey, did you know you have a steering wheel down your pants?" The pirate replies, "Arrrgh, there's been a horrible nautical accident. Please call an ambulance immediately."

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